Tartegogo

I started the day at the “museum of tomorrow”. It was ok, but not mind-blowing like many of the mall museums in DC. I then walked to Praça VX and there are several beautiful buildings to take pictures of. I went back to the hotel for rest and to use the gym. 5 pm, arrived at Club 117, free cabins, so naturally, biggest night of the week. I jumped on a bottom guy before anyone could get him, Everson. I found him incredibly handsome. He said he was 25, but he looked 20 to me. He was so good, so passionate! They all are very passionate, to be honest. I never had a bad experience like in NYC where sometimes the guy does not even want to kiss. I came out of the cabin and started waking around, looking for even better, (if at all possible) and I saw @pauleiro waking into the smoking bar. We chatted and he was great! He introduced me to several guys, we talked about boy preferences, language learning, Prague, etc. I am especially happy that he introduced me to Vinicius, a short guy, real muscle hottie, who does everything in bed! I liked him so much that I got his WhatsApp and started texting him about arranging another meet at my hotel with him. I also met Matteus a really nice guy who spoke descent English but was bearded, so not for me. i asked him for recommendation of the cutest but not bearded guys, so he introduced me to... Fernando, who he said is the hottest in the club tonight. Yes, the same Fernando we heard of. He only tops so I didn’t go with him. But I can see why he is recommended, huge amount of muscle mass, and such a cute face. Much better in real than the pictures I have seen here. Finally 7 pm I found that black boy that I saw on Sunday, but by then, I had to go as I have booked Felipe for the night and it was an 8 pm appointment. I also saw again Bruno, he always makes me laugh, I found it hard to say no to him actually. I did manage, though Of course Felipe was so late (1 h 45 mins) that I gave up on him and went for dinner on my own. So I could have had this black boy actually. Why did I trust Felipe again? I have written him off completely, he needs to learn a lesson, for his own good: be on time or you won’t get paid. He came all the way from zona nord to Copacabana for nothing. From his latest WhatsApp texts, he seems to have understood. I feel sorry for him now, I think the money of an overnight would have really helped him.

You should have said hello! We have quite different taste, I could not figure out who to chose, nearly 1/3rd of the boys were suitable for me.

Today I had a slow day, I only visited the beach in Ipanema. Yes, there are some hot guys (especially one or two of the black twinks who are renting out the chairs and umbrellas, wow, yes I need that umbrella but I also would like to rent something else, Baby!) But most beach users around noon seem to be straight couples, even (especially?) where the rainbow flags are flying. Felipe tried to redeem himself and said he would pick me up from my hotel and take me to pointe at 6 pm. We grabbed some dinner together before going, and it was nice to have some company, and someone to speak to, while at Pointe. But clearly the boy cannot read a map or be on time, so he is not a great idea for a guide through the city. He is such a nice guy though. At pointe, I have seen seen Ricardo again (the guy who fucked me on Saturday night), still very hot and very pushy, but there was no point hiring him tonight, I had to chose between 10 other guys that I liked more and really wanted. So I went for the short guys, I just can’t refuse them. My first was Wellington a black boy that had a body and a smile to dream for. He was a good bottom but my complaint is that he didn’t suck me. So I paid him only 100. After that Immediately I realised I was getting into trouble, stamina-wise. I liked what I was seeing on the floor, but there was no way I could get hard for quite some time. So instead of waiting an hour, and doing not much, I went with one of the masseur guys, Victor. He is from Venezuela. He is formally trained as a masseur, that was a good thorough massage! I would say Babylon-August level. And he is very handsome, muscular, short, everything I like. I do recommend him. One thing I didn’t expect is that during the massage he did offer sex for extra money. I refused, at that moment, that was exactly “not the point”, but so, that massage activity isn’t quite as legit as they make it seem downstairs. Finally, I had Nathan, a cute twink from Fortaleza. 22 yo, gorgeous! And he was good, he kissed me for so long, like he wanted to eat my face (in a good way) that was such an exchange of saliva! A perfect bottom, clearly he was prepared for the night. Then he sucked me and rimmed me really good. And so did I, hmm deliciously clean down there, I couldn’t get enough of it. I got a bit soft when tried to fuck him, and he was very understanding, took matters in hand and got me back on track! Strong recommend. If only he spoke English I could take him for the night. There was a big tip for Nathan. Then I was completely out of commission, no-can-fuck anymore. I hate this lack of stamina, there were 6 or 7 other guys who were still there that were perfectly beautiful and sexy for me. There was a strip show of the most muscular guys on the stage, presented by a drag queen, that was fun even though I got none of the jokes at all. On my way out, I saw junior and said hello. I said “I know you because of @Tomcal”, he said “who?” Then I explained, and he said, “ah, yes of course, Tão” (Lol, I promise, that is how he pronounced it, just like não).

Hey, I said “several”, not “every”! (Only kidding, I am not offended). Yeah, I would love to have 3 months here to try all the very local stuff, but I have 6 days, and I can only eat so many times in 6 days, so I have to chose based on proximity of where I am at lunch time and the chance of having a bad or good experience based on the few specific recommendations that I gathered.

Fair enough! I was just writing in case someone who has never been here would be interested to know what they will see on their first day in RIo that they, like me, may find different. What paragraphs would you say is simply not true? and yes I am curious about the other side.

A few notes about the city: Sometimes too hot but most of the time there is a pleasant breeze cooling us down, so it is a real nice weather. You find homeless people in quite large groups, 6 or 8. I was told it was part of the culture if you are 20-something to make sure you look good and workout, but it is not quite that, in the streets, hot guys not quite as many as I was expecting. Unlike many other large cities it is not overpopulated. The sidewalks are often free for me to enjoy. Very different from London, New York, Mumbai, Manila, etc. Also the road traffic is very reasonable. On Sunday morning the city is empty. I must look Brazilian, since everyone speaks to me in Portuguese by default even in tourist areas. Waiters don’t smile very much. I’m now too use to the US where no smile means smaller tip. Sorry for the huge font, I am having issues with this iPad postings and the drop down box for the size.

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-42193912 he claims to be ill.

So there is sauna called Sauna Copacabana, quite close to my hotel. Address is R. Dias da Rocha, 83 - Copacabana I have not gone, but if I understand well, there don’t allow working boys in, right?

Today I learned to use the metro, I got burned by too much Sun, and I walked so much I have band-aids on my feet tonight!My escort for the day, Felipe, didn’t turn up. I met him last night at Pointe and he had given me his WhatsApp, so later in the evening we had arranged for him to be my guide for today on WhatsApp. I told him to meet me at my hotel at 9am. He whatsapped me at 11:30 am! Lol, I was already up in Santa Teresa without him. If they can’t wake up in the morning, they can’t be my guide/escort/translator etc. So he missed out on a full day of escorting me, for which I would have been very generous. I realised though, that I understand people when they talk to me, really quite often. The context is always quite obvious, and there are so many words that are just plain modified “Latin”, so since I know other Latin languages, I just guess right. So all on my own, I took the funicular train called the bonde all the way up to Santa Teresa. Then I looked for a nice restaurant with a view. After entering several of them, which weren’t quite up to my standard, I walked all the way up to Aprazivel. Very expensive for Rio. The food was good, but the view over the city was supremely beautiful.During my search up there in Santa Teresa, I noticed a side street “Candido Mendes”. That made me realise that the street where clube 117 is, actually come up all the way up here in the heart of Santa Theresa! So instead of taking a taxi, I walked it all the way down to arrive at club 117 at 3:50 pm. That is far too early, there was nobody of major interest for 2 hours.About Club 117: It is so much nicer in terms of facilities, and the suites are huge! Even the locker rooms are better, there are also public showers where everyone can checkout the merchandise etc. My only problem is that the “restaurant area” is very cold. Come on guys, I’m not wearing anything except a towel! So no one is using it. Instead, there is a smoker’s restaurant at the back, kind of hidden, much warmer, with loads more guys, but you have to stand the smell of smoke. Interesting that they choose straight porn on the tv rooms in both saunas. Surely that isn’t the best porn they can show to a bunch of gay guys?At 4:50 pm, nearly all the guys are bearded here. This doesn’t look like a good night for me. I found one smooth-chin guy that is average and probably 35 yo, that my oldest hire ever! He was good in bed though, a real power bottom. Interestingly he left right after I fucked him. Then I tried Bruno, who was a little chubby, but making me really horny with so much good kissing I couldn’t say no. These 2 hires were kind of a mistake, because all the hot guys arrived afterwards.So next I tried Pablo who is sooooo my type. His face is amazing to me. In college, I fell in love with guys who looked like him.He gives really good head, and he did that while confidently sitting on my face, and yes, he was right to be confident, it was delicious!Unfortunately, I embarrassed myself then, I was hard but not quite enough to fuck him. It sucks to be old, not enough stamina for 8 fucks in two days, are you kidding me?The most embarrassing is that I had insisted to him that I was the top! Anyway, I liked his dick a lot, which is on the smaller size but very hard, so I could ride him and I finished very happy that way.After that I decided not to embarrass myself anymore and I spent time with a guy fondling me, kissing me, letting me do the same to him, and teaching me Portuguese. We ordered food and he spend a good hour with me so I gave him R100. It was Rodrigo, a 29 yo.There is a super hot black guy, such a cute smile, if only I was horny enough I would have hired him today. We talked about it and I will get him on Tuesday. I have kissed so many guys tonight! They all want to entice you to hire them, and so if you look at them even just once,they will ask your name, tell you theirs, ask if you are top or bottom, and then put their tongue down your throat to try to convince you.Overall very impressed by the place, but wish the guys there could shave those beards. I know it is the fashion, but not for me. Tomorrow, I am using taxis! No more walking in the sun. And in the evening, back at Pointe 202, since both Meo Mundo and Club 117 are closed.

I never ask my boys to cum. I really like it when they do, but asking them to cum is not interesting to me. It feels like I am ordering them to find me sexy. If I have to ask, it is not good for my ego. So, some of them do, some don’t.

Ok I am just back from “Farme de Amedeo” , which is supposedly ipanema’s gayest street. what is gay about it? 10:30 pm and all I can see is a mixed crowd of older people and straight couples eating in restaurants. There are a few sparse hot guys, but it isn’t obvious they are gay. What have I missed? I can’t be too late, this is Brazil, the night is only starting.

So I started with a crotch trim with a hot guy in Copacabana (R 120), and he was much better than his picture, so I couldn’t resist, and I asked for a massage since I am just off the plane and I could do with one. I chose the tantric massage which is way overpriced for Rio, but, what can you do, when the hormones decide! He did it very well, fully naked and some frotage etc. But it was a bit quick, probably only 40 mins. After that first orgasm, I went to pointe 202, the closest to my hotel, and I had a blast! I scored 4 times, 3 of them twinks that were pretty good looking and came to speak to me and made a special effort in English, so I went with them. See, it pays to be nice to me! The price was 100 or 150, but I only ever promised 100, and they were ok with that. I then tip an extra 50 for special efforts in the bedroom. They all kiss very well. My favourite was Jefferson and his pic will be in the club. His ass was so tight I had no problem coming even though he was my 4th orgasm today. The final guy was this hot muscle guy and he was very keen to fuck me, and even though that is not what I usually do, I let him. To be honest his dick was too big for me. Anyway he managed to give me a 5th orgasm today without hurting me, so bonus point for this guy, one problem is that he kept taking during sex, and so I wouldn’t repeat. Some of the guys at pointe 202 stay dressed and do only massage. That is a nice option since there is a point when I can’t get it up anymore! The other thing I should say is that the music was not too loud, and there are plenty of places where you can’t hear it at all, so that was not a problem for me. I quite like the pointe facilities, the shower in each room etc. The smoking room upstairs, so that keeps the smoke away from the bar. I did not order food, I suspect that isn’t great though. My original plan was to move to clube 117 right afterwards, but given these 5 boys have emptied my balls already, I’m good for tonight. I went for dinner and now considering to check the gay area in Ipanema.

I have just arrived in RIo! Not disappeared at all. Check the thread “tartegogo is going to South America”.

I don’t speak it, but can read it easily. My bookings for Montevideo and Buenos Aires are done already, via WhatsApp. Google translate has been working very well. The prices are very reasonable, in BA I have bookings for 4 guys to come to my hotel for a total of US$ 320.

I am flying out tonight and so my first day in Rio will be a Saturday, which in a way is good because it is a slow day in the saunas. That means I will have room to study the sauna's layout and get my head around how it works without a crowd of customers competing for cabins etc. The sex-diet has worked and I am super horny. We will see if that has any impact on my ability to enjoy the boys. At lunch time I am booked to get my private parts's hair trimmed by this guys for R. 120 in Copacabana. If I don't write much before the end of my trip, it will mean I am enjoying very much and don't have the time . I may only write properly after I come back home. Hope to see some of you there.

Tasso, you should write a will. I have done so, no so painful and actually quite fun. If feels quite good, like doing a big charity donation. Sure the state could use your assets, but it may be that some other organisation could use them better.

Thank you @Darkseraphimthis is excellent reporting. Just one thing for everyone, purely for the sake of accuracy: the map of the legality of prostitution is for female prostitution. There is one case, Japan, where vagina-sex for money is illegal (and you really don’t want to break the law in Japan), but all other types of sex-for-money are legal. So anal sex with boys is fully legal and in fact there are boy brothels that are publicly advertising this and not hiding in any way.

I am pretty sure 4 is also our limit as tops. I mean, maybe 5 on a really good day, but at our age, more than that would be a medical attraction! After 4 It gets hard to keep it hard!

Yet they vote in large majority for people like Mike Pence who would love to destroy my marriage. Every Sunday they give money to a church which would love to make my marriage illegal. Im sorry but my marriage, is the most precious thing I have in my life. Anyone who is a member of an organisation that says that my marriage should not exist can go fuck himself. And people supporting such organisations with their votes or their money are not my friends, not matter how nice they are when you meet them. They are either morons or evil, and I will have respect for neither. I’d rather have the gay bashing, these are only words, which cannot harm me. And at least it isn’t sneaky-behind-the-voting-booth-curtain, while smiling to you when you meet face to face.

Thanks @TownsendPLocke for the update. I am very sad for lurkerspeaks, we should all leave after having lived through a good few years of retirement, not before it even starts. But also I couldn’t help thinking about that Thai guy’s probably traumatising experience. While I would love to die fucking, I would never wish any escort to endure this.

I certainly wish for their financial ruin, at least. Once all the idiots have run out of money because they spent it on stupid projects like this, the brights will happily continue to run the world.

That is gonna be a problem for me. I mean, I will visit to check it out, but if it is as bad as you write, it will be my least preferred sauna in Rio. Does Junior read this?

It could be a suspension from posting only. Not from logging in or reading. Also you can ignore members from a computer (not from a tablet or a phone) if he returns.

There are entire websites dedicated to escort reviews. There are hundreds of people who are writing reviews, thousands reading them, and several people actually maintaining the sites that displays reviews. So Obviously they are useful to many people. If YOU don’t find them useful, fine, don’t write any and don’t read them. But dissing people who are asking “where can I find reviews” like @moonwalkerseems either unhelpful, or clueless about how most advanced clients operate when choosing an escort.

Thanks, badboy, i’ll be very careful. I am quite “street-smart” as they say, having visited 44 countries just in the last 12 years, always on my own (or if not on my own, with clueless people). Also not desperate for companionship, I am not going to take anyone with me, it could just be a nice addition to have someone I trust.