On the 19th there will be a contest on the Mall to see who can shine Trump's shoes the best. I have my money on Vance but Johnson and Graham are also favored.
If you find yourself in the Capitol building please do not use the men's room. They are for heterosexual men. Mike Johnson appreciates you following his orders.
Log Cabin Republicans are throwing a party at the Cosmos Club in DC. As a member I am sure you'll be invited. PS Suit or black tie required. No hoodies!!
YOU CERTAINLY ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF RELIGION. YOUR FELLOW CONSERVATIVES WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN AND THROW YOU FROM THE HIGHEST FLOOR OF TRUMP TOWER. HOPE YOU DON'T HIT RUDY GUILIANI ON THE WAY DOWN!!!!!!!!!