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Noem's new position will be the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas. So, this made up position as well as a questionable DHS ad campaign costing $220,000,000. Where is DOGE when you need it?

Was she speaking at an event in Nashville when she was fired? Did anyone tell her mid-speech, or did they let her continue to humiliate herself?

Another trump grift: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8QoryuW

That's a sacrifice trump is willing to make; anything to distract from his name being all over the Epstein files. He might even award himself the Purple Heart in their names.

If I want to understand how a MAGAt thinks, I'll just watch a rerun of "To Catch a Predator."

I wonder if donOLD has already pardoned everyone in his administration and just not made it public. He could wait until near the end of his term, but he could kick the bucket suddenly and at any time. If they're smart, anyone in his administration should require a pardon immediately. They don't want him to die before he issues pardons for them. Without a pardon, some of them might have some criminal liability.

MAGAts were so disappointed Sunday night when they tuned into the snowflake show expecting a kid, only to find out "Kid" Rock is a 55 year old long-haired skinny white dude.

Do you think Melania ever had black d!ck? Can she claim it wasn't real s3x if it was through the back door?

Prediction: Fox "News" will report, surprisingly without evidence, that kid rock's Superbowl performance received millions more viewers than Bad Bunny's performance. If you're under 40, it's likely you have no idea who kid rock is. He used to be moderately popular about 25 years ago. Even though he was second or third choice to perform behind their first choice, relevant and banging, 83 year old lee greenwood, he's hoping this performance will resuscitate his dead career.

Though out of character, it's reported Trophy Wife keeps her clothes on in this film, but she still manages to wear her signature F#ck-Me stilettos throughout.

So, you post others' opinions because you didn't actually see it. That's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. But you still have a chance if you hurry. If you force yourself to go by Wednesday, you can sit anywhere you want. After that, it may not be showing at your local theater. If you go, bring tissue or a hanky. It's a tearjerker; a really sad movie. SPOILER: B!tch is still alive at the end. "No hats were harmed in the making of this film"

I'll go out on a limb and predict that the "movie" will be pulled from theaters by next weekend, if not sooner. Anyone (MAGAts) who was interested in seeing it saw it this weekend. Who's gonna want to see this trainwreck twice? Trophy Wife should have showcased her talent more by including a little porn.

What is the appropriate description of Kristi Noem? Do MAGAts prefer that she be called a murderer? Or do they prefer she be called a murderess?

Trophy Wife's new documentary film, "Melania," is scheduled to be released in theaters on 1/30/2026. Will you see it? It's rumored, even though she wears her signature f#ck-me stilettos throughout the movie, she's decided she's too old to revive her failed porn career and she keeps her clothes on in this PG-rated movie. Word on the street is that this movie is a shoo-in for another participation trophy for a member of America's favorite family. Let's all hope she gets exactly what she deserves.

Your expectation of seeing an intelligent post from a MAGAt should be tempered by reality.