I just want to say that as an American in France I've found French guys to be mostly disappointing - but the Spanish tourist guys are hot.

The French dudes are short and small, while the Spanish tend to be tall and actually have the goods.

I wonder how the fuck two countries located next door to each other managed to end up with such a different gene pool?

I just want to say that as an American in France I've found French guys to be mostly disappointing - but the Spanish tourist guys are hot.

The French dudes are short and small, while the Spanish tend to be tall and actually have the goods.

I wonder how the fuck two countries located next door to each other managed to end up with such a different gene pool?

Well, there was those pesky arabs... and then the effects of all those warm Mediterrean oysters and muscles comsumed over millenia.

Well, there was those pesky arabs... and then the effects of all those warm Mediterrean oysters and muscles comsumed over millenia.

Perhaps consuming tapas at a young age makes your cock bigger as an adult, while consuming lots of cheese at a young age causes shrinkage?

I just want to say that as an American in France I've found French guys to be mostly disappointing - but the Spanish tourist guys are hot.

The French dudes are short and small, while the Spanish tend to be tall and actually have the goods.

I wonder how the fuck two countries located next door to each other managed to end up with such a different gene pool?

LOL, Somehow I agree but for different reasons.

But yes French aren't that tall but you still can find one pop up out of nowhere...

Go near Belgium and further and people are really taller ... Go figure...

So what's your complaint with the French dudes.

Part of my problem is that French straight dudes look and dress gay, so it throws my gaydar off.

So what's your complaint with the French dudes.

Part of my problem is that French straight dudes look and dress gay, so it throws my gaydar off.

Definitely had the same issues. I thought they were all gay as they easily dress with a gay style...

Every day I see lots of cute guys around " Le marais " and it is nice to look at... but most of them should drop the attitude. I don't care about height, age and size very much so not an issue for me really.

But my main issue is the odor. I mean , you walk down the street and you can smell the arm pits odor of the guys passing by.. that's scary. I am not saying it is all of them, don't get me wrong But I've been around " the block " few times Yuck and More yuck... I guess I have spent too much time in the US and I am just not used to this smell....

I've been in France for eight years and the smell still gets to me.

Part of that though was having a partner for several years who was very clean - so I got spoiled.

I've been in France for eight years and the smell still gets to me.

Part of that though was having a partner for several years who was very clean - so I got spoiled.

I hear you. My ex, back in Vegas was latino and was uncut and was always clean... That's a good thing to be spoiled by good hygiene.

But let's not be desperate There are few cases where fishy or cheesy smell does NOT exist on uncut dicks in Paris We just have to be patient

Well, there are tourists everywhere.

Well, there are tourists everywhere.

LOL, well if you count them in, DEFINITELY yes !

Tourists are great. Clean clothes and after a few days they go back home to their wives instead of following you around.

It seems that the UK attracts many escorts from Brazil, East Europe and to a lesser extent China/Hong Kong. Is there a similar phenomenon for France? Maybe from former colonies? I've seen the odd black and North African in listings but I haven't noticed a particular trend similar to the UK? What is your view. What about the male population in general? Inquiring minds want to know.

That said, there are a lot of really slutty tourists in the gay bars - mostly Irish and American and mostly wearing wedding rings!

The French gays (at least most in this town) don't have that much of an appeal to me. They are too twinky for my tastes (and as another dude commented there is the smell factor.)

The back room scene at the bars is so easy that I don't know how well escorts would do here (I've yet to see a local male escort ad.)

The back room scene at the bars is so easy that I don't know how well escorts would do here (I've yet to see a local male escort ad.)

Perhaps they are traveling the 50 sovereign states in Europe?

I hear you. My ex, back in Vegas was latino and was uncut and was always clean... That's a good thing to be spoiled by good hygiene.

But let's not be desperate There are few cases where fishy or cheesy smell does NOT exist on uncut dicks in Paris We just have to be patient

Well, i can speak for at least ONE handsome hottie/muy caliente French guy that is sqeaky clean....dirty mind, but squeaky n smooth bod.....

Though lately my patience has wobbled...i tried to get ahold of ya Stef, as i will be in Paris soon..i have emailed your site besides our IM thing...so if you see this here, get back to me, bonbon!

For some reason it's only the married dudes I meet in clubs who have a fishy smell on their dicks.

For some reason it's only the married dudes I meet in clubs who have a fishy smell on their dicks.

Does that include the gay married dudes as well? Or just the hetero variety?

Personally, my crotch has been likened to a breezy amber musk aroma, with a hint of jasmine, on more than one occasion. Partially cuz i produce so much pre-cum, i''ve damn near have a swamp cooler in my briefs!

Personally I like cock that smells earthy like horse chestnuts.