When I was a young boy (oh so long ago…) I valued the dollar in terms of things that were relevant to my perspective on life. So, for example, one dollar would equal one ice cream cone. Two dollars represented a hot dog and French fries, and for three dollars you could add a milk shake. Although not relevant to my bankroll at the time, twenty thousand dollars…. well I could buy the Good Humor truck. I think you get the idea. Well now that I’m older (a lot) my perspective on things has changed. So, for example, twenty dollars equals one lap dance at a Montreal club. Twenty thousand, well… I rent the whole club for the night as my private harem. When I see the Canadian exchange rate posted every evening on the Nightly Business Report I automatically recalculate in terms of lap dance ratios, e.g. at 1CAD = 1.20USD (remember when?) if you budget for five dances then you get the sixth one free. I saved thirty dollars on my monthly phone bill by switching to Comcast digital voice. So now two months = three dances. Am I the only one who constantly thinks in these terms? I guess I may have issues, but I’m Ok with them.

Sipping a Merlot while watching a beautiful twink perform a pole dance during the glory days of Taboo -- priceless…

For everything else I have Master Card…

Am I the only one who constantly thinks in these terms?

Hardly. I ended up paying $500/month more for my current apartment than I had first thought to. But then I justified it: each month, just cut out 2 restaurant meals and one hooker!

(Btw, no disrespect. The love-of-my-life escort was with me the day I found the apt, and that formula had him doubled over in laughter & agreement.)

I ended up paying $500/month more for my current apartment than I had first thought to. But then I justified it: each month, just cut out 2 restaurant meals and one hooker!

But did you actually cut back on the hookers? I find that budgets have a lot in common with diets.

But did you actually cut back on the hookers? I find that budgets have a lot in common with diets.

Well, I did cut back on eating out.

Even if not in the cases where that verb phrase has a predicate.

Well, I did cut back on eating out.

Even if not in the cases where that verb phrase has a predicate.

I had to read your post 3 times to figure it out. Too old, too slow, too many fried brain cells.

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BTW, thanks for the pix, eeyore, your Taboo twink definitely rates an off premises visit.

I too think in similar terms.. but I take it a step further.. One dance in montreal = $20...for less than the cost of two dances in Montreal ($40 and approximately 8 minutes), I can have an hour of full blown sex with a hot guy in Rio...(50 reias which roughly equals $30 US)..who needs more incentive than that to visit Rio de Janeiro??

Here are a few Rio boys that were available on past visits

I think in terms of how many five euro beers I can buy.

Hardly. I ended up paying $500/month more for my current apartment than I had first thought to. But then I justified it: each month, just cut out 2 restaurant meals and one hooker!

(Btw, no disrespect. The love-of-my-life escort was with me the day I found the apt, and that formula had him doubled over in laughter & agreement.)

AS-

I think you are paying too much for meals. I don't know about escorts.

Best regards,

RA1

I think you are paying too much for meals.

Definition of eating out in NYC. Although now a staple has become $1 pizza slices. As the stomach churns.

I don't know about escorts.

See my post about rates for offing boys from The Web.

Definition of eating out in NYC. Although now a staple has become $1 pizza slices. As the stomach churns.

See my post about rates for offing boys from The Web.

Is this a TV serial? As the stomach turns.

There must be as definition of "offing" that I am not familiar with. I am sure you do not mean to "kill them". What would be the point? A dead escort is beyond anti-tumescence, isn't he?

Best regards,

RA1

Is this a TV serial? As the stomach turns.

Carol Burnett!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzH40Pr29pA

"offing"

As in, taking them off-premises.

A dead escort is beyond anti-tumescence, isn't he?

Talk of the possible uses of rigor mortis -- a Necrophilia forum?

Hilarious comments and hot pics: Exactly what I want from this forum. LOL

Carol Burnett!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzH40Pr29pA

As in, taking them off-premises.

Talk of the possible uses of rigor mortis -- a Necrophilia forum?

Ah. If I had thought of the time you spend in "boy bars" I would have realized what you meant.

I don't believe that Viagra has a competitor known as rigor mortis, but, live and learn.

Now, back to another episode of As the Organ Grinds.

Best regards,

RA1

I too think in similar terms.. but I take it a step further.. One dance in montreal = $20...for less than the cost of two dances in Montreal ($40 and approximately 8 minutes), I can have an hour of full blown sex with a hot guy in Rio...(50 reias which roughly equals $30 US)..who needs more incentive than that to visit Rio de Janeiro??

Lurker, here's something to keep you occupied until your Rio trip in November...

I too think in similar terms.. but I take it a step further.. One dance in montreal = $20...for less than the cost of two dances in Montreal ($40 and approximately 8 minutes), I can have an hour of full blown sex with a hot guy in Rio...(50 reias which roughly equals $30 US)..who needs more incentive than that to visit Rio de Janeiro??

Here are a few Rio boys that were available on past visits

WOW Lurker I am jealous. If these were some of the guys you met with on your previous trips at the cost you mention you're right. What more convincing does one need?I keep trying to decide between Thailand or Brazil and the more I read I think Brazil will come first .. though I do love those sweet looking Thai guys too

Rock the rio cock!

they are all boys I met in the Rio saunas.. I had "programas" with all of them except for the first one (blonde one). While I found him very attractive physically, I was told that he was a very aggressive top who wouldnt kiss, suck, or do much other than let you suck him or to fuck you...I prefer a more "romantic" encounter so I passed him by last year.. I still think about him, so who knows.. If he is still around this year, maybe I will take him out for a spin anyways..

Now, back to another episode of As the Organ Grinds.

And bumps.

WOW Lurker I am jealous. If these were some of the guys you met with on your previous trips at the cost you mention you're right. What more convincing does one need?I keep trying to decide between Thailand or Brazil and the more I read I think Brazil will come first .. though I do love those sweet looking Thai guys too

Damn you, lurker! FourAces is right. We already face too many choices and you just made it even more complicated.

Marvelous pics. Thank you for sharing.