Ding Dong the Witch is dead (or off air):

From CNN:

Embattled radio talk show host Dr. Laura Schlessinger announced Tuesday she will not renew her contract that is up at the end of the year, telling CNN's "Larry King Live" she wants to "regain my First Amendment rights."

Schlessinger, 63, has been under fire for using the n-word repeatedly during an on-air conversation with a caller last week.

In announcing her decision "not to do radio anymore" after being in the business for more than 30 years, Schlessinger said, "I want to be able to say what's on my mind and in my heart and what I think is helpful and useful without somebody getting angry or some special-interest group deciding this is a time to silence a voice of dissent."

National furor erupted when Schlessinger used the n-word 11 times in five minutes during a call August 10 with an African-American caller who was seeking advice on how to deal with racist comments from her white husband's friends and relatives. The conversation evolved into a discussion on whether it's appropriate to ever use the word, with Schlessinger arguing it's used on HBO and by black comedians.

For more:

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/17/doctor.laura.ends.show/index.html#fbid=eaIDsVRzvJf&wom=false

Gee, I saw that headline and now realize it had a double meaning!

I'll leave it to the sleuths here to figure it out for themselves!

Nothing could make me happier. I absolutely hate the cunt. Every time I think of the millions she has earned with her big mouth I could hurl.

Well Lucky I certainly figured it out. Can you imagine any non-self-deprecating homosexual seeking her advice. I know it's all a big joke. But now where will HE turn? ;-)

Usually people like that give the line, "I want to spend more time with my family" when they're about to get shit-canned.

Bye bye Bee-yatch.

Her spin on it is such Tea Party bullshit - "I want to express my 1st amendment rights." FUCK YOU.

Is she married? Can you imagine being the poor guy who actually has to fuck that woman? It's enough to turn a straight man gay.

She's also the nutjob who says bisexuality doesn't exist and advocates women withholding sex as a way to make their husbands "grow up."

Fuck her.

advocates women withholding sex as a way to make their husbands "grow up."

It's hard for me to imagine anyone who would want to fuck her in the first place.

Straight guys are sluts who will fuck anything that smells like fish.

Straight guys are sluts who will fuck anything that smells like fish.

Even that is to give Dr. Laura too much credit. I imagine a smell more like machine oil.

Dude, there are Betty White fetish porn sites. I'm sure there are dudes who would do her.

Whiny bitch. Good riddance. Upset that somebody else used their free speech rights to take up dump on her. boo fucking hoo.

She should become the spokesperson for Dark Cavern.

http://www.darkcavern.com/

P.S. There are people on that site with the greatest usernames ever including:

expanding_my_whoreizons

and

Calling_for_Blackup.

Just as her ilk scream about "just because they CAN build a mosque doesn't mean they SHOULD," so goes the n-word. Double standards drive me crazy.

The mosque thing is astounding.

Here's what I say to people who bring up the mosque thing: Are they allowed to build churches in Oklahoma City?