Dear Santa:

Why does such a cute kid want phone numbers of bad boys? I don't get it. Is this card for real or parody or something?

There are several sites that do fake e-cards in that fashion all with sexual undertones.

There's a thanksgiving one with a mom and a little girl opening up the oven.

The little girl says 'I love dark meat" and the mom says "you'll love it even more when you are older."

I love that card thanks for posting it EXPAT

EXPAT, did you get your wish? (And who says I didn't give you an opportunity to add to your post count?)

Yes I did. Here are the bad boys:

Jesse:

And bad boy Paul:

And bad boy Geo:

and Bad boy Greg:

And bad boy Chris:

And bad boy Cortlandt:

Yes, Virginia, EXPAT really did have those guys in his bed for Christmas.

That one guys dick is inhuman. I suspect photoshop.

See how nice and uncompetitive I was to give EXPAT an opportunity to make about 6 posts in response to my question?

I do know each of these guys personally and there was no photoshop involved in any of these pics.