Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. During

the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now.

You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for

something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very

hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our

janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"

The cannibals all shake their heads no.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the

others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies,

"You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors

and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and

eat the janitor!"

For years the peaceful tribe known as the Trids lived in a valley and ate special berries from the top of a nearby mountain.

Then, one day a giant came along and claimed the mountain for himself. Every time one of the Trids tried to climb the mountain, the giant kicked them off.

One day a rabbi came to their valley and offered to help.

He climbed the mountain and dared the giant to kick him off.

The giant refused.

The rabbi said "What, aren't you brave enough to kick a rabbi, you cowardly giant?"

The giant replied "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids."

Hmmm...two jokes,only one being funny. Do I say which one I laughed at, thus hurting the other guys' feelings, or do I just say Ha ha?

Haha!

A rabbi walks into a bar with a glow in the dark parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says "whoa, where did you get that?"

"Israel," the parrot says. "There's lots of them there."

"Israel," the parrot says. "There's lots of them there."

Stick around folks. I'm just gettin' warmed up!

What does an Essex girl say after sex?

"Are you all on the same team?"