Singer sings: There was a farmer had a dog and BINGO was his NAME-O

B I N G O

*sound of car approaching interrupts song*

ARF! ARF! *Bingo Chases after car*

"Bill, LOOK OUT for that dog in the road!"

*Car screeches*

WHOMP!

*Car speeds off*

Singer walks away saying, "Never mind..."

gcursor

This was a tough one to get... So what am I missing? And why did the singer walked away not attending the dog?

Singer sings: There was a farmer had a dog and BINGO was his NAME-O

B I N G O

*sound of car approaching interrupts song*

ARF! ARF! *Bingo Chases after car*

"Bill, LOOK OUT for that dog in the road!"

*Car screeches*

WHOMP!

*Car speeds off*

Singer walks away saying, "Never mind..."

gcursor

Dark humor.

I wonder, gcursor, if you are a fan of Edward Gorey, as I am.

From the Gashlycrumb Tinies:

I love those!

Seen the bunny suicides comics?

Seen the bunny suicides comics?

Not till now. Funny!

Actually one of the big humor sites that I like is one a friend told me about. It's called CYANIDE & HAPPINESS (I have both their books...there humor can be dark, edgy, and definitely off the rails at times)

Here's one of their animated videos that I love watching from time to time

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1710/

*dog barks at Farmer*

Farmer (looks up at dog): BINGO! MY GOD...that is you! How are you?

Dog (starts to cross road)

Farmer (YELLS): WAIT BINGO! We must be careful! We dont want you to get hurt again!

Dog barks and sits down

Farmer (Looks up and down highway): Okay Bingo, the coast is clear! Come on boy!

Dog wags tail and crosses road

Car appears out of nowhere

BILL! Look out..its that DARNED dog again! *car swerves to miss BINGO*

BILL! MY GOD...*whomp*

*Bingo finishes crossing street*

EPILOGUE: Bill is awaiting trial on vehicular manslaughter charges related to the death of the farmer and previous attempted murder of the dog Bingo.