Being at the Adult Novelty Expo is Vegas today, I saw a dildo that made me pause. The makers said it was pretty controversial when they came out with. I can see why.

This would be for the queer remake of The Exorcist...?

(Who would take Linda Blair's role?!)

Come to think, I would take her role were this device involved.

Provided only that MsGuy played the old priest, and -- of course -- our hitoall played the young one.

Split pea soup by Progresso, if you please.

There truly is a market for everything.

I find offensive ANYTHING which attaches sexual behavior to a religious object. Especially so, when the religious object in the hands of modern man, condemn me for who I am as a sexual and loving person.

It doesn't look like a cross to me at all...

Come to think, I would take her role were this device involved.

Provided only that MsGuy played the old priest..

No fucking way!

You think I'm too senile to remember what happened to the old guy?

I dated a catholic girl once who had about five vibes/dildoes shaped like crucifixes.

And i currently have one shaped like George W. Bush.

I didn't know you were a republican, BBB.

I just want him to fuck me like he fucked the country.

Wow I can't possibly advise you to do that... It took more than four years and still the country is reeling.. Can you not Btm that long with pain in your love pocket????

Can you not Btm that long with pain in your love pocket????

Putting W. aside (please!), I keep telling you: Once you learn how to bottom, it is not painful.

Quite the opposite. We men have this organ called the prostate. You really ought to get to know yours.

No fucking way!

You think I'm too senile to remember what happened to the old guy?

Actually that looks more like something that would have happened in The Omen.

A queer version of which could also be great fun!

...assuming it wasn't already?

You realize, that's actually a portrait of me, right?