January 19, 201313 yr Your new boyfriend making fun of the IKEA Monkey. http://www.buzzfeed.com/julianbrand/adult-film-star-james-deen-pays-tribute-to-the-ike-6eof
January 19, 201313 yr Hitoallusa's daily journal entry 1-19-13: "Never be high maintenance in front of Oz.. Wear jeans and be casual.. Put on a simple pair of shoes that looks clean but not high maintenance..." I'd be happy to fuck him but he seems to high maintenance for me as a bf.
January 19, 201313 yr As if Oz didn't get his number... I did get his number and it was about 2 inches short of my minimum requirement.
January 20, 201313 yr Author I've seen his wang. If you think it's too short you must have a deeper butt than I do!
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