March 25, 201412 yr Active Members The toilet papers that top Consumer Reports’ tests Consumer Reports – 16 hours ago See this copyrighted report at: http://shopping.yahoo.com/news/the-toilet-papers-that-top-consumer-reports--tests-001516205.html
March 25, 201412 yr Active Members With any luck at all, this may prove to be the first time in site history that an administrator had to send his own thread to the sand box. On account of my immense respect for the delicacy of feeling of many of my fellow posters I have refrained from posting an appropriate visual addendum to this post. However those interested may wish to google image, key word "shit-faced".
March 26, 201412 yr Saw this on the gag/joke rack at Dollar Tree just yesterday. Have (so far!) resisted buying it...
March 26, 201412 yr What is needed are visual demonstrations on the proper usage of toilet paper. Various conditions could be exhibited, such as for one who eats a lot of fiber, one in Mexico for the first time, one for those errors when fucked too hard, etc. We could have examples of how well toilet paper works when applied from the front, then from the back. Which toilet papers soak up sperm the best. Which absorbs odor the best? I am sure that there are a multitude of possibilities, and, no doubt, Adam Smith probably already has the videos on hand!
March 26, 201412 yr on hand! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poop%20hands P.S. Who knew?
March 27, 201412 yr Active Members Angel Soft? Ain't that ours? . .. Sure is, Charlie. For sensitive asses, huh? . .. It's a big seller. Well, David, them boys got money. .. And we need it! We got some rivers to clean up. . Hahahah! - Oh, you're serious.
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