April 1, 201412 yr I don't consider Whole Foods or Trader Joe's real "supermarkets;" who would buy detergent or paper towels there? I don't think they even carry light bulbs and motor oil.
April 1, 201412 yr Or mouse traps or fly strips! Boy starts work at the local grocery as a stock clerk. Lady comes in, says 'Do you have any green beans?' Boy replies 'No ma'am, sorry, we're out of stock on those today.' She leaves. Manager storms over. 'All wrong! You should have said No but I'm sure you'd enjoy our nice lima beans or navy beans.' Boy: 'Oh, sorry. I see.' Next day another lady comes in. 'Pardon me, son, do you have toilet paper?' 'No, we're fresh out, but I'm sure you'd enjoy our flypaper or sandpaper.'
April 1, 201412 yr Active Members Who heard it from his. There are no new jokes, only new listeners. Best regards, RA1
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