Wow.

Martha Stewart's Gingerbread 'Downton Abbey'

https://www.yahoo.com/diy/changing-the-gingerbread-game-the-gingerbread-105534501290.html

http://www.marthastewart.com/1096452/behind-scenes-gingerbread-abbey?xsc=synd_ydiy_article_gingerbreadabbey

That is Incredible, but who the fuck has the Time ????

That bitch's pussy must be as dry as the Sahara desert ??? She needs to get the fuck out of that kitchen, and go to the DownTOWN Abbey and pickup a hot sailior ! .

That bitch's pussy must be as dry as the Sahara desert ???

So what YOU are saying is that she uses her Pussy as a scratching post for her Cat's ? Gotta give it to that Martha, she is a clever one !

I've always enjoyed Martha Stewart and can't think of anyone else who would tackle a gingerbread Downton. Gum paste aside, it was fun to fantasize foraging the facade from foyer to finials. That is, until I read that she attached the latter with wire. Feh!

Julia Child sure wouldn't have done it. I've been through The Joy of Cooking cover-to-cover and never saw 'wire' listed as an ingredient. Wine, certainly. Even woodchuck. But not wire.

Definitely glad I didn't follow up on my initial impulse to ask la Stewart to whip up a mouthwatering meringue of Jimmy the Footman, complete with a luscious lobber. Lord knows what she'd have done with that.