April 22, 201511 yr Active Members Fingers crossed the answer is...rode it? Because that would be kinda cool, anything else would be, well, kinda nasty?
April 22, 201511 yr Active Members Is that a 14 day camel? Most camels are 7 day camels but Mohammed, the camel renter, had 14 day camels. One day a potential investor came by and persuaded Big Mo to explain how he had 14 day camels. Sensing a big payday via this investor, he complied. When camels come off a caravan they are dry and in need of loading up on water. They go to the water hole and drink deeply. When they have drunk their fill they return to the stockade to await their next journey. Mohammed follows the same procedure but he gets behind the camels and when he knows they are almost full, he takes out two bricks and smartly claps them with the camels testicles in the middle. The camels go USSH and take in another 7 days worth of water. Best regards, RA1
April 23, 201511 yr Author Popular Post Answer: I rode it though a long passage in Petra, Jordan. I was tired and exhausted and had walked 5 miles that day and wanted to make life easier. Little did I know that riding a camel was so hard. I felt like I was getting fucked by a group of angry Brazilians. At the end of the day, my ass hurt, my legs were sore and I smelled like the Gypsy boy I had fucked the night before. Oh well, I am glad no one thought I had fucked a camel. Hell, I am from Alabama, we only fuck sheep. (or goats when we are desperate)
April 23, 201511 yr Active Members Oh well, I am glad no one thought I had fucked a camel. Hell, I am from Alabama, we only fuck sheep. (or goats when we are desperate) OK, camels I'll give you, OZ, but I have it on good authority Alabama boys fuck chickens and stump broke calves, too.
April 23, 201511 yr Active Members If I didn't know who was posting this I would think it was some Troll. Good Looking Camel
April 23, 201511 yr Author OK, camels I'll give you, OZ, but I have it on good authority Alabama boys fuck chickens and stump broke calves, too. MsGuy, come on. We have morals. We would never fuck a stump broke calf.
April 23, 201511 yr That flick was a total exaggeration. Very few of us can actually play banjo that well.
April 23, 201511 yr Active Members That flick was a total exaggeration. Very few of us can actually play banjo that well. For Mr. Smith's viewing pleasure:
April 23, 201511 yr I got to ride a camel at the pyramids in Egypt. Talk about a rough ride. You need a massage when your done.
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