Tell them to rake the snow!  Throw them shovels!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Trigger warning: worlds most punchable face)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All of them are brilliant, and sadly true. The gas companies own Ted Cruz. He has no future in politics without fossil fuels. Cruz may have no future after getting caught at the airport. No vacation in Cancun for Ted while Texas freezes over. If ever someone begs for a swinging bat in the mouth when he speaks, it's Ted Cruz. What an asshole.

Edited February 19, 20215 yr by RockHardNYC

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the hits keep on coming. They keep getting better and better.

I watched Cruz last night using his "I was just trying to do right by my family" excuse. This guy is the most insufferable slimebag. Looks like he's gaining weight around the middle, too. What do you do when you're unhappy with your life? You acquire a beer belly.

I didn't think I could hate Ted Cruz as much as i hate Lindsey Graham, but now it's pretty close.

Have been hoping it's equivalent to the end of Christie...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Honestly, if you were a writer trying to sell this SHIT, you'd go broke and never have a career.

Trevor Noah did us a favor by compiling a video montage of Cruz's HYPOCRISY. His Republican cock-suckers and ass-lickers won't care, because NONE of them have any soul or shame anymore. But it's still a DELIGHT to see a late-show host do some homework and EXPOSE the FAKE FUCKERS for the spineless cretins they are.

 

Megan Kelly looked so swept away by the gaslighting.  I bet she wished she'd brought the strap on to take care of that Texas b!tch Cruz, and let him know when it's time to shut up, by delivering a good backdoor pounding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They are all SO FABULOUS. I hope they never end until this ASSHOLE resigns for life.

Even with all its own controversies going on, The Lincoln Project is not cowering. Good for them!

BOOK YOUR MEXICAN GETAWAY NOW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TED CRUZ is seriously the biggest asshole that ever graced the halls of Congress. I can't believe this whiny-little-Bitch is still complaining about the "nasty" treatment he and Heidi have received over his Cancun DISASTER.

He has the audacity to call for, "treat each other as human beings." Sorry Ted, you're an insurrectionist. That means, you ARE NOT ENTITLED TO BE TREATED LIKE A HUMAN BEING. Go fuck yourself you useless, lying HYPOCRITE!

Ted Cruz Calls Cancun Group Text Leaker ‘Nasty’: ‘Just Don’t Be Assholes’

 

Texas gets a bad rap.  It's the politics more than the people.  And like most gerrymandered states Texas's rural vote is greater than Houston and Dallas.  I lived there for six years, the people were great and Houston was very LBGT progressive.