George Santos, one foot out the door....

[Pete1111]

If it's true that he's going to be locked up at Fort Worth FMC, Wikipedia shows quite a menagerie of inmates there, including Joe Exotic.  Our George's hiney should be safer in that place than regular prison.  

Federal prison does not allow conjugal visits, so George may ultimately feel that itch.

 

[Suckrates]

17 hours ago, PeterRS said:

Thankfully his two feet are firmly locked up now. How he was permitted to remain as a Congressman as details of all his lying and deceiving trickled out is extraordinary! Just noticed his statement made prior to entering jail - 

"I’m heading to prison, folks and I need you to hear this loud and clear:

I’m not suicidal. I’m not depressed. I have no intentions of harming myself, and I will not willingly engage in any sexual activity while I’m in there," he posted on X.
"
If anything comes out suggesting otherwise, consider it a lie…full stop.

The statistics around what happens to gay men in BOP custody are horrifying, and that’s exactly why I’m putting this out there now. So if something does happen, there’s no confusion.

Seems like he plans to enjoy himself when there. "Willingly not engage in any sexual activity?" How about unwillingly? My guess is he'll be used like never before!

https://justthenews.com/government/courts-law/george-santos-issues-statement-heading-prison-im-not-suicidal

 

Hope his "train" doesnt get caught in the revolving door as he EXITS......?   

[Stable Genius]

Madame Maxwell is next.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/17/politics/george-santos-sentence-commuted

[Suckrates]

40 minutes ago, Stable Genius said:

Madame Maxwell is next.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/17/politics/george-santos-sentence-commuted

We already knew Trump favors and promotes a lawless society,  but ONLY for people that can stomach heaping praise and adulation on HIM.....

So if you want to "get away with murder",  just DO the crime but tell Trump how HOT HE is........

[PeterRS]

So one liar, cheat, narcissist and betrayer of friends pardons another. Why are we not surprised?

[Suckrates]

And now Santos has promised Trump that he will "dress up in drag as IVANKA" and give give a blowjob as REPAYMENT !