A friend sent me this rather topical joke, given the current general election campaign that is going on in Britain. Apologies if you've already seen it.

 

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

 

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

 

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

 

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

 

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,

Whatever I come back as it has to be someone who has lots and lots of sex...

I think you better concentrate on what you are right now, because you probably aren't coming back at all!!!!

Why do you say that?