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Steve Kesslar wins Green Giant Peas Prize

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The made up award season continues.  @stevenkesslar has won The Green Giant Company's inaugural .Peas Prize.  Does Steve like peas - who knows? Did he attend the award ceremony in tightie whities - I'm sure he'll let us know. Was the award ceremony held at 4 Season's Total Landscaping? Does it matter? Two hundred years of the real estate industry's mantra of location, location, location.  It's fake news. Living next to an newly unregulated nuclear waste dump is in!

The important thing is Steve has a Green Giant Peas Prize and Obama doesn't.   

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5 hours ago, RockyRoadTravel said:

The made up award season continues.  @stevenkesslar has won The Green Giant Company's inaugural .Peas Prize.  Does Steve like peas - who knows? Did he attend the award ceremony in tightie whities - I'm sure he'll let us know. Was the award ceremony held at 4 Season's Total Landscaping? Does it matter? Two hundred years of the real estate industry's mantra of location, location, location.  It's fake news. Living next to an newly unregulated nuclear waste dump is in!

The important thing is Steve has a Green Giant Peas Prize and Obama doesn't.   

Oh my God!

I am so honored!

Why, swear to God, just yesterday I was bitching and moaning to my devoted and darling Sister In Cock @Suckrates that I never win anything.

And now this!

The Green Giant Peas Prize.

Since I am the winner, do I get to suggest what I get for my award? 

I'll even share it with you and my sister.  If she is not too busy with Mamdani.

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4 hours ago, stevenkesslar said:

Oh my God!

I am so honored!

Why, swear to God, just yesterday I was bitching and moaning to my devoted and darling Sister In Cock @Suckrates that I never win anything.

And now this!

The Green Giant Peas Prize.

Since I am the winner, do I get to suggest what I get for my award? 

I'll even share it with you and my sister.  If she is not too busy with Mamdani.

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9", Steven ?      Please, that's a "starter" penis...... I am way past that, Dear !    So Small GIFs - Find & Share on GIPHY

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15 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

9", Steven ?      Please, that's a "starter" penis...... I am way past that, Dear !    So Small GIFs - Find & Share on GIPHY

 

I would say I am green with envy, Sis.  But that would be a bad pun.

And besides, I am never jealous of my Dearest and Most Darlingest Sister In Cock.  I always want the best for you.

When people inquire as to your tastes in penis, I always know the right thing to say.

Give her an inch, and she'll take a mile.  😁

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