Steve Kesslar wins Green Giant Peas Prize

[RockyRoadTravel]

The made up award season continues.  @stevenkesslar has won The Green Giant Company's inaugural .Peas Prize.  Does Steve like peas - who knows? Did he attend the award ceremony in tightie whities - I'm sure he'll let us know. Was the award ceremony held at 4 Season's Total Landscaping? Does it matter? Two hundred years of the real estate industry's mantra of location, location, location.  It's fake news. Living next to an newly unregulated nuclear waste dump is in!

The important thing is Steve has a Green Giant Peas Prize and Obama doesn't.   

[stevenkesslar]

5 hours ago, RockyRoadTravel said:

The made up award season continues.  @stevenkesslar has won The Green Giant Company's inaugural .Peas Prize.  Does Steve like peas - who knows? Did he attend the award ceremony in tightie whities - I'm sure he'll let us know. Was the award ceremony held at 4 Season's Total Landscaping? Does it matter? Two hundred years of the real estate industry's mantra of location, location, location.  It's fake news. Living next to an newly unregulated nuclear waste dump is in!

The important thing is Steve has a Green Giant Peas Prize and Obama doesn't.   

Oh my God!

I am so honored!

Why, swear to God, just yesterday I was bitching and moaning to my devoted and darling Sister In Cock @Suckrates that I never win anything.

And now this!

The Green Giant Peas Prize.

Since I am the winner, do I get to suggest what I get for my award? 

I'll even share it with you and my sister.  If she is not too busy with Mamdani.

[Suckrates]

4 hours ago, stevenkesslar said:

Oh my God!

I am so honored!

Why, swear to God, just yesterday I was bitching and moaning to my devoted and darling Sister In Cock @Suckrates that I never win anything.

And now this!

The Green Giant Peas Prize.

Since I am the winner, do I get to suggest what I get for my award? 

I'll even share it with you and my sister.  If she is not too busy with Mamdani.

9", Steven ?      Please, that's a "starter" penis...... I am way past that, Dear !    

[stevenkesslar]

15 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

9", Steven ?      Please, that's a "starter" penis...... I am way past that, Dear !    

 

I would say I am green with envy, Sis.  But that would be a bad pun.

And besides, I am never jealous of my Dearest and Most Darlingest Sister In Cock.  I always want the best for you.

When people inquire as to your tastes in penis, I always know the right thing to say.

Give her an inch, and she'll take a mile.  😁

[Suckrates]

On 12/7/2025 at 11:07 PM, stevenkesslar said:

 

I would say I am green with envy, Sis.  But that would be a bad pun.

And besides, I am never jealous of my Dearest and Most Darlingest Sister In Cock.  I always want the best for you.

When people inquire as to your tastes in penis, I always know the right thing to say.

Give her an inch, and she'll take a mile.  😁

 

If they give me an inch, I ask "is that All there is",  turn my back and walk away !      I dont have time for that Nonsense...

[stevenkesslar]

22 hours ago, Suckrates said:

 

If they give me an inch, I ask "is that All there is",  turn my back and walk away !      I dont have time for that Nonsense...

 

Oh, my Sister.  You know how I love you.

This reminds me of our young and adventurous days as teen girls in boarding school.  When we first learned the joys of sucking boys' cocks in the locker room bathroom after gym class.

You precious sweet thing.  You always wanted more!

I, on the other hand, still remember the first time I sucked Billy Crenshaw's 13" cock.  During which I seem to have ingested a full gallon of his sperm.  Or something like that.

But when it was over, I asked myself:  "Is that all there is?"  Is that all there is to sucking Billy Crenshaw's 13" cock and ingesting a gallon of his sperm?"

As you know, my precious, I have been sucking cock ever since.  You know what they say.  Break out the booze and have a ball.  😉

Speaking of preferences, I like Sandra's version better than Peggy's.

 

[Suckrates]

22 minutes ago, stevenkesslar said:

 

Oh, my Sister.  You know how I love you.

This reminds me of our young and adventurous days as teen girls in boarding school.  When we first learned the joys of sucking boys' cocks in the locker room bathroom after gym class.

You precious sweet thing.  You always wanted more!

I, on the other hand, still remember the first time I sucked Billy Crenshaw's 13" cock.  During which I seem to have ingested a full gallon of his sperm.  Or something like that.

But when it was over, I asked myself:  "Is that all there is?"  Is that all there is to sucking Billy Crenshaw's 13" cock and ingesting a gallon of his sperm?"

As you know, my precious, I have been sucking cock ever since.  You know what they say.  Break out the booze and have a ball.  😉

Speaking of preferences, I like Sandra's version better than Peggy's.

 

 

Although I was ALWAYS the younger and prettier one,   YOU were always the most popular "CUM DUMP", and i'll admit I was a bit jealous.  But I want to believe YOUR popularity came from emulating ME,  so that gives me comfort as I embrace my GOLDEN years.   Truth be told, I was never keen on SWALLOWING,  but since YOU had the lock on that,  your popularity soared....   But I'll always be proud I was YOUR inspiration.......  I was Glinda to your Elphaba. 

 

[stevenkesslar]

1 hour ago, Suckrates said:

 

Although I was ALWAYS the younger and prettier one,   YOU were always the most popular "CUM DUMP", and i'll admit I was a bit jealous.  But I want to believe YOUR popularity came from emulating ME,  so that gives me comfort as I embrace my GOLDEN years.   Truth be told, I was never keen on SWALLOWING,  but since YOU had the lock on that,  your popularity soared....   But I'll always be proud I was YOUR inspiration.......  I was Glinda to your Elphaba. 

 

 

 

This is why our love and mutual admiration has endured all the trials and tribulations of life, and cock sucking.

The feeling is mutual, Sis.

 

[RockyRoadTravel]

2 hours ago, Suckrates said:

 

Although I was ALWAYS the younger and prettier one,   YOU were always the most popular "CUM DUMP", and i'll admit I was a bit jealous.  But I want to believe YOUR popularity came from emulating ME,  so that gives me comfort as I embrace my GOLDEN years.   Truth be told, I was never keen on SWALLOWING,  but since YOU had the lock on that,  your popularity soared....   But I'll always be proud I was YOUR inspiration.......  I was Glinda to your Elphaba. 

 

You and Steven should be saving this material for the Peas Prize awards ceremony. Apparently the venue has been changed to the Eros bath house in San Francisco instead of the original location at the Reagan Library.  

[Suckrates]

1 hour ago, RockyRoadTravel said:

You and Steven should be saving this material for the Peas Prize awards ceremony. Apparently the venue has been changed to the Eros bath house in San Francisco instead of the original location at the Reagan Library.  

I'm gonna snatch the award faster than Trump snatched His Fifa MEDAL....(eventhough I didnt win it)   ......but Steven and I SHARE EVERYTHING. 

Trump on the other hand is "moist" since he heard that next up is another award for him..... Putin's annual PEE's award,  for the man that did the most to promote "golden Showers" from the worlds "smallest" dick, on a World stage.  

[RockyRoadTravel]

6 hours ago, Suckrates said:

I'm gonna snatch the award faster than Trump snatched His Fifa MEDAL....(eventhough I didnt win it)   ......but Steven and I SHARE EVERYTHING. 

Trump on the other hand is "moist" since he heard that next up is another award for him..... Putin's annual PEE's award,  for the man that did the most to promote "golden Showers" from the worlds "smallest" dick, on a World stage.  

Wait. What?  Are you saying that the Incompetent-in-Chief won the (very prestigious) American Standard Pees Prize?  The selection committee for that prize is composed of the leading lights of the plumbing industry and porn producers. 

A 21 flush salute to him, no one could deserve it more than our Incompetent-in-Chief.     

[stevenkesslar]

21 hours ago, Suckrates said:

I'm gonna snatch the award faster than Trump snatched His Fifa MEDAL....(eventhough I didnt win it)   ......but Steven and I SHARE EVERYTHING. 

Well, almost Sis.

Since this has basically become a music video thread, I'll share another one.

I finally watched the Dancing With The Stars finale last night.  If you haven't seen it and don't want to know who won, stop reading.  I have a DWTS viewing buddy so we had to wait until we both had time to watch it together.  Happily I was able to avoid learning who won until last night.  And the guy I wanted to win got the prize.

 

 

So I want Robert Irwin for my Peas Price.  And I'm not sharing him with you, Sis.  I love you to death.  But every relationship has limits.

On a serious note, on the subject of peace, those of you who follow the show know how emotional that moment was.  Derek Hough, the judge who was the dancing pro who partnered with Robert's sister Bindi when she won the DWTS trophy exactly a decade ago, broke down and was almost unable to express his love and respect when he judged this dance. What he said is the world needs more of the Irwin family right now.  

It's true.  The Mom is actually from Oregon, even thoughts it's mostly a Down Under love story.  It just shows that love and compassion, and respect for Mom and family, is universal.

Not exactly what the Trump family exudes.  But I'm glad we have Robert and his Mom.

 

[Suckrates]

2 hours ago, stevenkesslar said:

Well, almost Sis.

Since this has basically become a music video thread, I'll share another one.

I finally watched the Dancing With The Stars finale last night.  If you haven't seen it and don't want to know who won, stop reading.  I have a DWTS viewing buddy so we had to wait until we both had time to watch it together.  Happily I was able to avoid learning who won until last night.  And the guy I wanted to win got the prize.

 

 

So I want Robert Irwin for my Peas Price.  And I'm not sharing him with you, Sis.  I love you to death.  But every relationship has limits.

On a serious note, on the subject of peace, those of you who follow the show know how emotional that moment was.  Derek Hough, the judge who was the dancing pro who partnered with Robert's sister Bindi when she won the DWTS trophy exactly a decade ago, broke down and was almost unable to express his love and respect when he judged this dance. What he said is the world needs more of the Irwin family right now.  

It's true.  The Mom is actually from Oregon, even thoughts it's mostly a Down Under love story.  It just shows that love and compassion, and respect for Mom and family, is universal.

Not exactly what the Trump family exudes.  But I'm glad we have Robert and his Mom.

 

Now dont take this the wrong way Sis because I do think Robert is a tasty treat,  BUT I have to say, for he he comes off a bit "performative" and inauthentic....... Now I still would suck his dick,  but I still wont trust him.   😏