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A special message and treat for Barknaway. (Hint: you can't "run" Venezuela. But you can help!)

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GOOD PUP!

You are true and loyal and good.  A loyal American pup!  I am so proud of you!  Bark!  Bite!

I am a bit lazier than you so I will not post dozens of responses to stupid Tik Tok videos.  Some of which contain lies.  And all of which no one will watch.

But here is my proud response to each one, my biting and barking loyal pup.

WE FUCKING WON IRAQ!

WE FUCKING WON AFGHANISTAN!

WE WILL FUCKING WIN IN VENEZUELA!

BITE, BARKNAWAY, BITE!  KILL!  DRAW BLOOD!

 

Can we just face facts, please.   This only happened thanks to good and loyal and true pups like Barknaway!

He deserves a special treat!

I propose we make Barknaway the official mascot of the 2026 Venezuela invasion.  Who cares about Ukraine or "Mission Accomplished"?"  So stale!  And why worry that Xi will do the same thing in Taiwan?  Like we fucking care about Asia?  LOL!  That's so pessimistic and - well - legal-minded and shit.  We're America!!!!!!!!!!  We're the land of Pete Fucking Hegseth! Fuck those fuckers!  God damn Canadians and Europeans and shit!  Fuck em!  And make em the 51st state!

 

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Barknaway bites!  If needed I am sure Barknaway could kill!  What more can we need in an official Venezuela Invasion mascot?

I want Barknaway to be in the lead contingent of Americans who will "run" Venezuela.  I mean, granted, we really need US oil companies to do that.  He is a dog, sure.  But he is good and loyal and true.

They will throw roses at our pup's feet, and the feet of our troops,  just like in Iraq and Afghanistan. 

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What better honor could out barking and biting pup deserve?

 

 

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27 minutes ago, bucknaway said:

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Come on pup!  It's the very least a loyal and true hero pup deserves.   

America will rejoice in Trump.  The whole world will throw roses at our feet.  And you helped!

My best to you running Venezuela, hero pup.

I'm not a hero pup like you or Hegseth.

I'm more into the Pete Buttigieg type.  Which leads us to Gays in the military.  Ugh!

Anyhoo, I'm just a worry wart I guess.  But one more message on your new adventure in Venezuela.

 

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6 minutes ago, bucknaway said:

 

Such a STUPID post, since there is no indication of HOW this helps Americans ?   If anything, billions of American dollars will be spent in Venezuela,  while Americans lose food and healthcare benefits.  

Wondering how many of those Americans are giving Trump their blessing for this move that will ONLY benefit HIM......as he politically RAPES Venezuela for their resources. 

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4 hours ago, Stable Genius said:

I'm sure Fucknaway still loves Tulsi:

 

 

Canada got it right, too.  Fuck Canada!  Why do those assholes always have to be right?

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The Canadian PM dismissed Maduro’s government as a “brutally oppressive and criminal regime” responsible for “grave breaches of international peace and security, gross and systematic human rights violations, and corruption.”

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He called for a “peaceful, negotiated, and Venezuelan-led transition process that respects the democratic will of the Venezuelan people.”

There are two words to describe this special gift the Canadian PM has:  "minimal competence."

Hopefully every other minimally competent Western and Asian government will say the same thing the minimally competent Biden Administration (or even Tulsi Gabbard) would have said:  let the people of Venezuela decide.  I have no problem with the idea that Maduro was, to quote Trump, a "bad hombre."  I prefer desmadre myself.  But whatever.

A minimally competent POTUS would have said that this is a chance for the people of Venezuela to run Venezuela.  But, no.  He of course had to say the US will run it.

Since Little Marco seems to be the actual brains behind this operation, maybe he can at least get that one big thing right.  No doubt the rest of the world is ready to pile on and call for a free and fair election.  Even if the incompetent piece of shit leader the US has can not meet even that minimal standard.  Just had to talk uip the Donroe Doctrine instead and greenlight Putin and Xi on their journey to their own happy invasions and arrests.  Piece of shit POTUS.

Maybe we can let Tulsi speak for Trump on this one?  At least it is worth a try.

 

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So NOW, its OK for an American leader to create a false pretext to invade foreign nations,    ATTACK them, KIDNAP their leader, and claim governance over said country ?

This now seems to be The Law of Trump.

What if leaders of "other" countries pulled this shit on Trump ?

I hope someone out there will be brave enough to try.

Trump DOES believe he is KING.......KING OF THE WORLD !

And Hegseth is so excited, he is standing in the corner, beating his meat...... But Trump WONT let him CUM just yet.....Maybe after they take Panama and Greenland ?  

 

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1 hour ago, Suckrates said:

And Hegseth is so excited, he is standing in the corner, beating his meat.

Hate to be the one to say it, Sis.  But  Hegseth may be the one who will win a prestigious award for this.    Instead of the Nobel, Pete seems like the kind of Extremely Sexy and Super Virile Straight Guy who could bag the not so coveted Paul Bremer Peace Prize.

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I mean, right out of the gate they have a lot in common.  Sexy in a hot Daddy kind of way.  Really good at fucking.  Or at least fucking things up.

Bremer famously disbanded the Iraqi army and created the very forces of chaos and terror that the Iraq War was supposed to end, not create.  Oh well.  Better luck next time.

Now is next time, unfortunately.  Pete has already bragged that Venezuela will be the opposite of Iraq. 

Machado is the one publicly saying that the armed forces of Venezuela - many of whose leaders seem to be Cubans with guns - should be serving the people of Venezuela.  And the democratically elected leader of Venezuela.  Meanwhile, poor Pete is loyal to his boss.  Who says the US will run Venezuela "professionally."  Just like Bremer did in Iraq.

Good luck with that, Pete.

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, stevenkesslar said:

Hate to be the one to say it, Sis.  But  Hegseth may be the one who will win a prestigious award for this.    Instead of the Nobel, Pete seems like the kind of Extremely Sexy and Super Virile Straight Guy who could ban the not so coveted Paul Bremer Peace Prize.

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I mean, right out of the gate they have a lot in common.  Sexy in a hot Daddy kind of way.  Really good at fucking.  Or at least fucking things up.

Bremer famously disbanded the Iraqi army and created the very forces of chaos and terror that the Iraq War was supposed to end, not create.  Oh well.  Better luck next time.

Now is next time, unfortunately.  Pete has already bragged that Venezuela will be the opposite of Iraq.  Machado is the one publicly saying that the armed forces of Venezuela - many of whose leaders seem to be Cubans with guns - should be serving the people of Venezuela and the democratically elected leader of Venezuela.  Meanwhile, poor Pete is loyal to his boss.  Who says the US will run Venezuela "professionally."  Just like Bremer did in Iraq.

Good luck with that, Pete.

 

 

 

 

Oh Sis, its a shame you allowed Heggy to gaslight you.   MACHO ?    Au contraire,  he only plays MACHO.    He is the textbook example of "CLOSET QUEEN", and I wonder how many soldiers cocks he is SUCKING ?     And he loves those SEMEN  Seamen.    You of all people I thought would see thru his SCAM ?   

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1 minute ago, Suckrates said:

 

Oh Sis, its a shame you allowed Heggy to gaslight you.   MACHO ?    Au contraire,  he only plays MACHO.    He is the textbook example of "CLOSET QUEEN", and I wonder how many soldiers cocks he is SUCKING ?     And he loves those SEMEN  Seamen.    You of all people I thought would see thru his SCAM ?   

You know I love you endlessly, Sis.

But could you please shut the fuck up?

Somebody else might figure out he is my fuck buddy and bondage bottom. 🫢

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27 minutes ago, stevenkesslar said:

You know I love you endlessly, Sis.

But could you please shut the fuck up?

Somebody else might figure out he is my fuck buddy and bondage bottom. 🫢

 

Does he call you "his lethal Warrior ?"    🤣

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