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The whole world wants Greenland to be Trumpland. Republicans back TRUMP's plan: "Smartest thing I ever heard."

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6 minutes ago, bucknaway said:

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Good puppy!  Good puppy! 

How good and loyal and true our stupid dog is!

Listen to your Daddy Scott.

Bite, puppy!  Bite! 

Bite some stupid fucking Canadian or Asian!  

And bite Gavin Newsom, too!

Or put a bullet in his head like that lesbian bitch.   Ugh!

His brain is the size of a walnut even smaller than yours.

If they fuck with us we nuke them.

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Are there any dog owners out there?

This is just so boring and repetitive.

I know that our dog is good and loyal and true.  And I am not prejudiced against dogs so I know he is just stupid.  

But is just gets so fucking boring.  

Nobody watches the stupid videos.  Why actually try to become more stupid?

I am wondering if we could possibly try to do some retraining?  I mean, even Pavlov's dog could learn.

@Barknaway obviously gets a big dopamine hit with "bark" and "bite"

The idea of biting some snowflake like Carney from some shit hole like Canada obviously gets him off.

Do you think our stupid pup could be trained to replace "bark" and "bite"   with "suck" and "lick"?

I mean, is that asking too much of a stupid dog?  

Like let's try this:

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SUCK, PUP, SUCK!

BE A GOOD DOG AND SUCK!

SUCK HARD, PUP!  YOU ARE A GOOD AND LOYAL AND TRUE PUP!

SUCK!

 

I mean, I think some narrative helps.

Maybe we convince him he is Canadian or something.  Some shit hole country.   

And like his Master is Russian or something.  Like a young Vlad.  Hung and shit.  Superior.

We need to butch it up, I think.  Like let's make them hockey players.  Maybe add just a little bit of toxic masculinity?

 

Bottom line is, it would just be so much less boring than stupid Tik Tok videos nobody watches anyway.

At least we would get some good Gay images for having to click through this stupid nonsense.

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