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Are there any dog owners out there?

This is just so boring and repetitive.

I know that our dog is good and loyal and true.  And I am not prejudiced against dogs so I know he is just stupid.  

But is just gets so fucking boring.  

Nobody watches the stupid Tik Tok videos.  Why actually try to become more stupid?

 

I am wondering if we could possibly try to do some retraining?  I mean, even Pavlov's dog could learn.

@Barknaway obviously gets a big dopamine hit with "bark" and "bite"

The idea of biting some snowflake like Carney from some shit hole like Canada obviously gets him off.

Do you think our stupid pup could be trained to replace "bark" and "bite"   with "suck" and "lick"?

I mean, is that asking too much of a stupid dog?  

Like let's try this:

 

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SUCK, PUP, SUCK!

BE A GOOD DOG AND SUCK!

SUCK HARD, PUP!  YOU ARE A GOOD AND LOYAL AND TRUE PUP!

SUCK!

 

I mean, I think some narrative helps.

Maybe we convince him he is Canadian or something.  Some shit hole country.   

And like his Master is Russian or something.  Like a young Vlad.  Hung and shit.  Superior.

We need to butch it up, I think.  Like let's make them hockey players.  Maybe add just a little bit of toxic masculinity?

 

And he obviously needs a treat.  That is key.

I don't think we can offer Greenland.  And we don't want a shit hole like Canada, anyway.  Maybe a big moutful of cum?  

He is a Gay dog, after all.  Except when it comes to killing lesbian bitches and stuff like that.

 

Bottom line is, it would just be so much less boring than stupid Tik Tok videos nobody watches anyway.

At least we would get some good Gay images for having to click through this stupid nonsense.

 
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1 hour ago, bucknaway said:

Q.E. D.

The dog can't be trained, I guess.

No harm in trying.

But let's all just go with the flow.

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Minneapolis police chief confirms federal agents shot and killed resident Saturday

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“How many more residents, how many more Americans, need to die or get badly hurt for this operation to end?” Frey asked during the press conference. “How many more lives need to be lost before this administration realizes that a political and partisan narrative is not as important as American values?

 

FAKE JEW!

FAKE AMERICAN!

FAKE VALUES!

 

I am so fucking sick of these homo loving fake Jews and fake Americans like Frey and his predecessor Wellstone who whine like bitches.  Oh my ancestors fled oppression in Russia!  Whining bitches!  Fake values!

Our loyal and true and good pup stands for TRUE STRENGTH and TRUTH and REAL AMERICAN VALUES.

Kill the fuckers if they show no RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY AND OUR GREAT PRESIDENT!

 

GOOD BOY, MY LOYAL AND TRUE PUP!

BARK!  BITE!  KILL!

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THE FAKE JEWS HATE AMERICA

THE FAKE AMERICANS HATE AMERICA

THEY SPREAD THEIR SICK HATEFUL VALUES OF HATE

I HATE THE FAKE ONES AND THEIR WEAKNESS
 

PUT A FUCKING FENCE AROUND MINNESOTA AT LEAST THAT IS A SOLUTION IF WE CAN NOT JUST KILL THEM ALL

THIS HATE HAS BEEN SPREADING ACROSS MINNESOTA FOR FAR TOO LONG

 

 

FAKE JEW!

FAKE AMERICAN!

AMERICA HATER!

AT LEAST THEY ARE SHUTTING SOME OF THEM THE FUCK UP!

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20 minutes ago, stevenkesslar said:

THE FAKE JEWS HATE AMERICA

THE FAKE AMERICANS HATE AMERICA

THEY SPREAD THEIR SICK HATEFUL VALUES OF HATE

I HATE THE FAKE ONES AND THEIR WEAKNESS
 

PUT A FUCKING FENCE AROUND MINNESOTA AT LEAST THAT IS A SOLUTION IF WE CAN NOT JUST KILL THEM ALL

THIS HATE HAS BEEN SPREADING ACROSS MINNESOTA FOR FAR TOO LONG

 

 

FAKE JEW!

FAKE AMERICAN!

AMERICA HATER!

AT LEAST THEY ARE SHUTTING SOME OF THEM THE FUCK UP!

 

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17 minutes ago, bucknaway said:

 

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"A negative is as good as a positive."

My favorite organizing line is, "The action is in the reaction."  I learned that from a hateful Minnesota Jew who was, even worse, a liberal college professor!  And we are seeing that in Minnesota today.

But "a negative is as good as a positive" is a close second.  People often mean, or are, the opposite of what they say.

So, coming from you, that's a huge compliment.  Thanks.

Now go bite a Canadian.  Or some Muslim or Mexican or Minnesotan.  Or whoever the fuck from some shit hole.

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35 minutes ago, Pete1111 said:

Kristi knew what to do with a bad dog.

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It is just a divine mystery, I guess.

I worry for our barking dog.

Noem could end it all with a bullet in his head.  Trump could turn him into Trump steaks.

 

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Here, in Oz, we offer only love and kindness.

You'd think he would bask in it.  But no.

I guess this is why they say he is a stupid dog.

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