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According to Reuters, Canada’s annualized second-quarter growth would be 3.4% if the data from Statistics Canada for June proves accurate, significantly higher than the 2.5% growth the Bank of Canada estimated the country would experience. 

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4 hours ago, RockyRoadTravel said:

According to Reuters, Canada’s annualized second-quarter growth would be 3.4% if the data from Statistics Canada for June proves accurate, significantly higher than the 2.5% growth the Bank of Canada estimated the country would experience. 

I'm sorry.  I know we're all supposed to be polite and shit.

But this is really unfair.

How come you get to talk about how big Canada's economy is (great news, by the way) but we can't talk about Ossoff's big penis?

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(Disclaimer:  8 out of 10 whores surveyed said BDE does not correlate with a large penis.  Past performance does not guarantee future results.)

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Employment statistics have dropped for both Canada and the USA.  The Canadian economy (1/9th the size of the USA economy) created 75,000 jobs.  The USA lost 23,000 jobs over the same period. 

Both countries rely on household surveys to estimate unemployment levels.  The Canadian approach emphasizes broader sector coverage and demographic detail.  In the USA the focus is on payroll employment and people who are absent and on unpaid leave are considered to be employed.  The USA approach leads to a lower reported level of unemployment than the Canadian approach. 

Job losses under Republican presidents is normal.  Historically job growth has occurred under Democratic Presidents.  Fact. 

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15 hours ago, RockyRoadTravel said:

Job losses under Republican presidents is normal.  Fact.

I heard fact loss under Republican Presidents is normal.

Is the same true under Canada's nasty leadership?

And here's a concerning fact.

I called my Canadian sister-in-law (who actually lives in the US) about Thanksgiving plans yesterday.  She knows I am a political whore, whereas she wisely focuses on hockey, mostly.  She wanted a  brief analysis of what the fuck is happening, since she was headed to a wedding in Vancouver chock full of Canadians who live in Canada.  Some of whom know me and trust me.  Ugh!

Is the tide turning?  I hope so, I said.

Will the Democrats take the House?   Almost certain, most pundits say.

Will the Democrats take the Senate?  50/50, say the pundits.

We even talked about whether the Democrats can get their shit together and elect some younger more moderate candidate like Buttigieg or Ossoff in 2028.  I forgot to mention that I have been spending quite a lot of time on the internet discussing Jon Ossoff's penis recently.

Shouldn't it be concerning that Canadians rely on people like me for information?  Fact.

 

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5 hours ago, stevenkesslar said:

I heard fact loss under Republican Presidents is normal.

Is the same true under Canada's nasty leadership?

And here's a concerning fact.

I called my Canadian sister-in-law (who actually lives in the US) about Thanksgiving plans yesterday.  She knows I am a political whore, whereas she wisely focuses on hockey, mostly.  She wanted a  brief analysis of what the fuck is happening, since she was headed to a wedding in Vancouver chock full of Canadians who live in Canada.  Some of whom know me and trust me.  Ugh!

Is the tide turning?  I hope so, I said.

Will the Democrats take the House?   Almost certain, most pundits say.

Will the Democrats take the Senate?  50/50, say the pundits.

We even talked about whether the Democrats can get their shit together and elect some younger more moderate candidate like Buttigieg or Ossoff in 2028.  I forgot to mention that I have been spending quite a lot of time on the internet discussing Jon Ossoff's penis recently.

Shouldn't it be concerning that Canadians rely on people like me for information?  Fact.

 

Perhaps if she's a Canadian living in the USA she's just acclimatized to low information?

Will she be discussing Ossoff's penis size at the wedding?  With the bride or with the groom?  Or, given it's Canada, with either bride or either groom? 

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7 hours ago, RockyRoadTravel said:

Will she be discussing Ossoff's penis size at the wedding?  With the bride or with the groom?  Or, given it's Canada, with either bride or either groom? 

Oddly, I don't talk about penises with her.  

It's not that she's Canadian.  It's that she's my sister-in-law.   If I were Straight, it could make a decent porn movie I guess.  🙄

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