Members stevenkesslar Posted February 27 Members Posted February 27 I have one piece of bad news. Jeff Bezos did not have to suck up to Trump and Melania for billions in tax cuts and policy favors to make this movie. I know. It sucks. But the movie is awesome. And the premiere was to die for! Bark! Bite! Kill an Iranian or Canadian! Quote
RockyRoadTravel Posted Monday at 01:41 AM Posted Monday at 01:41 AM On 2/26/2026 at 10:45 PM, stevenkesslar said: I have one piece of bad news. Jeff Bezos did not have to suck up to Trump and Melania for billions in tax cuts and policy favors to make this movie. I know. It sucks. But the movie is awesome. And the premiere was to die for! Bark! Bite! Kill an Iranian or Canadian! Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. The sequel is going to be about how she prepares for 20 days for his celebration of death. And she's going to do it for free as a public service announcement. Quote
Members stevenkesslar Posted Monday at 04:22 AM Author Members Posted Monday at 04:22 AM 2 hours ago, RockyRoadTravel said: Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. The sequel is going to be about how she prepares for 20 days for his celebration of death. And she's going to do it for free as a public service announcement. I'm so relieved to hear that. The yapping dumb dog is going to need a tremendous amount of emotional support. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted Monday at 04:26 PM Members Posted Monday at 04:26 PM How much humiliation will Melania tolerate, as Trump flaunts his latest lustful fling with Natalie Harp, his human printer and tiny cock sucker ? Disappearing from public view WONT spare her the humiliation and ridicule.... Seems, she TOO values MONEY over morality, and will put up with a whole lot for that "pot of Trump gold" ? stevenkesslar 1 Quote
Members Pete1111 Posted Monday at 07:39 PM Members Posted Monday at 07:39 PM 3 hours ago, Suckrates said: How much humiliation will Melania tolerate, as Trump flaunts his latest lustful fling with Natalie Harp, his human printer and tiny cock sucker ? Disappearing from public view WONT spare her the humiliation and ridicule.... Seems, she TOO values MONEY over morality, and will put up with a whole lot for that "pot of Trump gold" ? That doesn't mean Malavia won't smile discreetly during his memorial service... like some of us.... Quote
Members Suckrates Posted Monday at 08:04 PM Members Posted Monday at 08:04 PM 23 minutes ago, Pete1111 said: That doesn't mean Malavia won't smile discreetly during his memorial service... like some of us.... Quote
RockyRoadTravel Posted yesterday at 02:22 AM Posted yesterday at 02:22 AM 6 hours ago, Suckrates said: Believe me. The sequel will be the 20 days leading up to The Great Incompetent's Celebration of Death. What outfit she wears, it needs to represent both joy and inheritance. Choosing the music will be 10 minutes of film time alone. Shoes? That's another 10 minutes of film time. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted yesterday at 03:10 AM Members Posted yesterday at 03:10 AM 47 minutes ago, RockyRoadTravel said: Believe me. The sequel will be the 20 days leading up to The Great Incompetent's Celebration of Death. What outfit she wears, it needs to represent both joy and inheritance. Choosing the music will be 10 minutes of film time alone. Shoes? That's another 10 minutes of film time. Dont forget a jaunty HAT that will obscure most of her face ! Quote
RockyRoadTravel Posted 18 hours ago Posted 18 hours ago 22 hours ago, Suckrates said: Dont forget a jaunty HAT that will obscure most of her face ! And I expect, just like in the first movie, at least 50% of the people who worked on this shit stain of a movie, will ask to have their names uncredited. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted 2 hours ago Members Posted 2 hours ago After Melania's HUGE Natalie Harp humiliation..... the White House is considering putting Melanias face on "milk cartons" as MISSING ! Quote
RockyRoadTravel Posted 56 minutes ago Posted 56 minutes ago On 8/17/2026 at 8:10 PM, Suckrates said: Dont forget a jaunty HAT that will obscure most of her face ! With Melania 2, 20 Days Preparing for the Celebration of Death, I hear they'll be a product placement for her new brand of discount sparkling wine. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted 46 minutes ago Members Posted 46 minutes ago 9 minutes ago, RockyRoadTravel said: With Melania 2, 20 Days Preparing for the Celebration of Death, I hear they'll be a product placement for her new brand of discount sparkling wine. Like mother, like son..... Barron is also grifting off a beverage...... Quote
