February 27Feb 27 Active Members I have one piece of bad news. Jeff Bezos did not have to suck up to Trump and Melania for billions in tax cuts and policy favors to make this movie. I know. It sucks. But the movie is awesome. And the premiere was to die for! Bark! Bite! Kill an Iranian or Canadian!
August 17Aug 17 On 2/26/2026 at 10:45 PM, stevenkesslar said: I have one piece of bad news. Jeff Bezos did not have to suck up to Trump and Melania for billions in tax cuts and policy favors to make this movie. I know. It sucks. But the movie is awesome. And the premiere was to die for! Bark! Bite! Kill an Iranian or Canadian! Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. The sequel is going to be about how she prepares for 20 days for his celebration of death. And she's going to do it for free as a public service announcement.
August 17Aug 17 Author Active Members 2 hours ago, RockyRoadTravel said: Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. The sequel is going to be about how she prepares for 20 days for his celebration of death. And she's going to do it for free as a public service announcement. I'm so relieved to hear that. The yapping dumb dog is going to need a tremendous amount of emotional support.
August 17Aug 17 Active Members How much humiliation will Melania tolerate, as Trump flaunts his latest lustful fling with Natalie Harp, his human printer and tiny cock sucker ? Disappearing from public view WONT spare her the humiliation and ridicule.... Seems, she TOO values MONEY over morality, and will put up with a whole lot for that "pot of Trump gold" ?
August 17Aug 17 Active Members 3 hours ago, Suckrates said: How much humiliation will Melania tolerate, as Trump flaunts his latest lustful fling with Natalie Harp, his human printer and tiny cock sucker ? Disappearing from public view WONT spare her the humiliation and ridicule.... Seems, she TOO values MONEY over morality, and will put up with a whole lot for that "pot of Trump gold" ? That doesn't mean Malavia won't smile discreetly during his memorial service... like some of us....
August 17Aug 17 Active Members 23 minutes ago, Pete1111 said: That doesn't mean Malavia won't smile discreetly during his memorial service... like some of us....
August 18Aug 18 6 hours ago, Suckrates said: Believe me. The sequel will be the 20 days leading up to The Great Incompetent's Celebration of Death. What outfit she wears, it needs to represent both joy and inheritance. Choosing the music will be 10 minutes of film time alone. Shoes? That's another 10 minutes of film time.
August 18Aug 18 Active Members 47 minutes ago, RockyRoadTravel said: Believe me. The sequel will be the 20 days leading up to The Great Incompetent's Celebration of Death. What outfit she wears, it needs to represent both joy and inheritance. Choosing the music will be 10 minutes of film time alone. Shoes? That's another 10 minutes of film time. Dont forget a jaunty HAT that will obscure most of her face !
August 19Aug 19 22 hours ago, Suckrates said: Dont forget a jaunty HAT that will obscure most of her face ! And I expect, just like in the first movie, at least 50% of the people who worked on this shit stain of a movie, will ask to have their names uncredited.
August 19Aug 19 Active Members After Melania's HUGE Natalie Harp humiliation..... the White House is considering putting Melanias face on "milk cartons" as MISSING !
August 19Aug 19 On 8/17/2026 at 8:10 PM, Suckrates said: Dont forget a jaunty HAT that will obscure most of her face ! With Melania 2, 20 Days Preparing for the Celebration of Death, I hear they'll be a product placement for her new brand of discount sparkling wine.
August 19Aug 19 Active Members 9 minutes ago, RockyRoadTravel said: With Melania 2, 20 Days Preparing for the Celebration of Death, I hear they'll be a product placement for her new brand of discount sparkling wine. Like mother, like son..... Barron is also grifting off a beverage......
August 20Aug 20 6 hours ago, Suckrates said: Like mother, like son..... Barron is also grifting off a beverage...... Or maybe the sequel will be about Barron enlisting into the Marine Corp's TMZ like JD Vance. Producing copy for gossip columns.
August 22Aug 22 I hope the sequel includes the rift between Melania and Caitlyn Jenner. They've been borrowing each others shoes for the past few years, ever since they found out they wear the same size. Not to say Melania has monstrously gigantic feet, but when she returned Caitlyn's size 13 f#ck-me stilettos, they were so stretched out beyond repair Caitlyn had to throw them away. Caitlyn's never forgiven her.
August 22Aug 22 Active Members 1 hour ago, Goober said: I hope the sequel includes the rift between Melania and Caitlyn Jenner. They've been borrowing each others shoes for the past few years, ever since they found out they wear the same size. Not to say Melania has monstrously gigantic feet, but when she returned Caitlyn's size 13 f#ck-me stilettos, they were so stretched out beyond repair Caitlyn had to throw them away. Caitlyn's never forgiven her. Are you sure it was Melania ? Me thinks she lent the pumps to Pete Hegseth, and his big, macho, lethal feet did the stretching !
August 23Aug 23 I wonder how Melania copes with the fact that the son she raised, mostly single-handedly, idolizes the notorious misogynist, Andrew Tate? Being married to a pedo, and now this. I hope the money was worth it.
August 23Aug 23 11 minutes ago, Goober said: I wonder how Melania copes with the fact that the son she raised, mostly single-handedly, idolizes the notorious misogynist, Andrew Tate? Being married to a pedo, and now this. I hope the money was worth it. Single-handedly? She had servants doing the nurturing and checked in between shopping trips. This documentary? It was about 20 days of party planning. There must have been some there there at some point in her early life, but now, there is no more there there.
August 23Aug 23 20 minutes ago, RockyRoadTravel said: Single-handedly? She had servants doing the nurturing and checked in between shopping trips. Yes, you're right. I guess that's why Lurch turned out the way he did.
August 26Aug 26 On 8/23/2026 at 1:52 PM, Goober said: Yes, you're right. I guess that's why Lurch turned out the way he did. Maybe Barron hasn't join the USA military because they don't want him and he failed the loyalty test to the Constitution? Like his incompetent lazy father. It's curious. I wonder if Barron is as lazy and incompetent as his father.
August 26Aug 26 On 8/23/2026 at 1:52 PM, Goober said: Yes, you're right. I guess that's why Lurch turned out the way he did. And perhaps the sequel will be called My Disappointments, and it'll be about Barron and his loser father.
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