Members stevenkesslar Posted February 27 Members Posted February 27 I have one piece of bad news. Jeff Bezos did not have to suck up to Trump and Melania for billions in tax cuts and policy favors to make this movie. I know. It sucks. But the movie is awesome. And the premiere was to die for! Bark! Bite! Kill an Iranian or Canadian! Quote
RockyRoadTravel Posted August 17 Posted August 17 On 2/26/2026 at 10:45 PM, stevenkesslar said: I have one piece of bad news. Jeff Bezos did not have to suck up to Trump and Melania for billions in tax cuts and policy favors to make this movie. I know. It sucks. But the movie is awesome. And the premiere was to die for! Bark! Bite! Kill an Iranian or Canadian! Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. The sequel is going to be about how she prepares for 20 days for his celebration of death. And she's going to do it for free as a public service announcement. Quote
Members stevenkesslar Posted August 17 Author Members Posted August 17 2 hours ago, RockyRoadTravel said: Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. The sequel is going to be about how she prepares for 20 days for his celebration of death. And she's going to do it for free as a public service announcement. I'm so relieved to hear that. The yapping dumb dog is going to need a tremendous amount of emotional support. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted August 17 Members Posted August 17 How much humiliation will Melania tolerate, as Trump flaunts his latest lustful fling with Natalie Harp, his human printer and tiny cock sucker ? Disappearing from public view WONT spare her the humiliation and ridicule.... Seems, she TOO values MONEY over morality, and will put up with a whole lot for that "pot of Trump gold" ? stevenkesslar 1 Quote
Members Pete1111 Posted August 17 Members Posted August 17 3 hours ago, Suckrates said: How much humiliation will Melania tolerate, as Trump flaunts his latest lustful fling with Natalie Harp, his human printer and tiny cock sucker ? Disappearing from public view WONT spare her the humiliation and ridicule.... Seems, she TOO values MONEY over morality, and will put up with a whole lot for that "pot of Trump gold" ? That doesn't mean Malavia won't smile discreetly during his memorial service... like some of us.... Quote
Members Suckrates Posted August 17 Members Posted August 17 23 minutes ago, Pete1111 said: That doesn't mean Malavia won't smile discreetly during his memorial service... like some of us.... Quote
RockyRoadTravel Posted Tuesday at 02:22 AM Posted Tuesday at 02:22 AM 6 hours ago, Suckrates said: Believe me. The sequel will be the 20 days leading up to The Great Incompetent's Celebration of Death. What outfit she wears, it needs to represent both joy and inheritance. Choosing the music will be 10 minutes of film time alone. Shoes? That's another 10 minutes of film time. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted Tuesday at 03:10 AM Members Posted Tuesday at 03:10 AM 47 minutes ago, RockyRoadTravel said: Believe me. The sequel will be the 20 days leading up to The Great Incompetent's Celebration of Death. What outfit she wears, it needs to represent both joy and inheritance. Choosing the music will be 10 minutes of film time alone. Shoes? That's another 10 minutes of film time. Dont forget a jaunty HAT that will obscure most of her face ! Quote
RockyRoadTravel Posted Wednesday at 01:34 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:34 AM 22 hours ago, Suckrates said: Dont forget a jaunty HAT that will obscure most of her face ! And I expect, just like in the first movie, at least 50% of the people who worked on this shit stain of a movie, will ask to have their names uncredited. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted Wednesday at 05:25 PM Members Posted Wednesday at 05:25 PM After Melania's HUGE Natalie Harp humiliation..... the White House is considering putting Melanias face on "milk cartons" as MISSING ! stevenkesslar 1 Quote
RockyRoadTravel Posted Wednesday at 07:24 PM Posted Wednesday at 07:24 PM On 8/17/2026 at 8:10 PM, Suckrates said: Dont forget a jaunty HAT that will obscure most of her face ! With Melania 2, 20 Days Preparing for the Celebration of Death, I hear they'll be a product placement for her new brand of discount sparkling wine. stevenkesslar 1 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted Wednesday at 07:34 PM Members Posted Wednesday at 07:34 PM 9 minutes ago, RockyRoadTravel said: With Melania 2, 20 Days Preparing for the Celebration of Death, I hear they'll be a product placement for her new brand of discount sparkling wine. Like mother, like son..... Barron is also grifting off a beverage...... Quote
RockyRoadTravel Posted Thursday at 01:38 AM Posted Thursday at 01:38 AM 6 hours ago, Suckrates said: Like mother, like son..... Barron is also grifting off a beverage...... Or maybe the sequel will be about Barron enlisting into the Marine Corp's TMZ like JD Vance. Producing copy for gossip columns. Quote
Goober Posted yesterday at 03:14 PM Posted yesterday at 03:14 PM I hope the sequel includes the rift between Melania and Caitlyn Jenner. They've been borrowing each others shoes for the past few years, ever since they found out they wear the same size. Not to say Melania has monstrously gigantic feet, but when she returned Caitlyn's size 13 f#ck-me stilettos, they were so stretched out beyond repair Caitlyn had to throw them away. Caitlyn's never forgiven her. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted yesterday at 04:58 PM Members Posted yesterday at 04:58 PM 1 hour ago, Goober said: I hope the sequel includes the rift between Melania and Caitlyn Jenner. They've been borrowing each others shoes for the past few years, ever since they found out they wear the same size. Not to say Melania has monstrously gigantic feet, but when she returned Caitlyn's size 13 f#ck-me stilettos, they were so stretched out beyond repair Caitlyn had to throw them away. Caitlyn's never forgiven her. Are you sure it was Melania ? Me thinks she lent the pumps to Pete Hegseth, and his big, macho, lethal feet did the stretching ! stevenkesslar and Ruthrieston 2 Quote
Goober Posted 54 minutes ago Posted 54 minutes ago I wonder how Melania copes with the fact that the son she raised, mostly single-handedly, idolizes the notorious misogynist, Andrew Tate? Being married to a pedo, and now this. I hope the money was worth it. Quote
RockyRoadTravel Posted 43 minutes ago Posted 43 minutes ago 11 minutes ago, Goober said: I wonder how Melania copes with the fact that the son she raised, mostly single-handedly, idolizes the notorious misogynist, Andrew Tate? Being married to a pedo, and now this. I hope the money was worth it. Single-handedly? She had servants doing the nurturing and checked in between shopping trips. This documentary? It was about 20 days of party planning. There must have been some there there at some point in her early life, but now, there is no more there there. Quote
Goober Posted 21 minutes ago Posted 21 minutes ago 20 minutes ago, RockyRoadTravel said: Single-handedly? She had servants doing the nurturing and checked in between shopping trips. Yes, you're right. I guess that's why Lurch turned out the way he did. Quote
