Goober Posted March 26 Posted March 26 Have Barron and Tiffany enlisted in the military, yet? Are bone spurs hereditary? Ruthrieston 1 Quote
Stable Genius Posted March 28 Posted March 28 On 3/17/2026 at 2:29 AM, a-447 said: Week 1: we are going to win this war Week 2: we've won! Week 3: we are still winning Week 4: send help!!!!!!!! UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER! Let’s make a deal. I’M GONNA DESTROY YOUR POWER PLANTS IN 48 HOURS! I’ll pause attacks and give you five days. IRAN GAVE US A GREAT GIFT! WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT! C’mon, guys, let’s make a deal. SETTLE THIS NOW, ELSE THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! Quote
Stable Genius Posted March 28 Posted March 28 "Never before have we entered a quagmire so quickly, with so much advance warning about the precise errors it was making" ~Michele Goldberg~ Quote
Members Suckrates Posted March 28 Members Posted March 28 23 minutes ago, Stable Genius said: "Never before have we entered a quagmire so quickly, with so much advance warning about the precise errors it was making" ~Michele Goldberg~ If I HEAR the word "quagmire" one more time, I'm gonna slit MY throat ! NO KINGS protests today cross the country, BUT what happens tomorrow ? Without stopping Trump from illegal and authoritarian actions, WHAT'S THE POINT ? Noone is STOPPING him. It may seem like the courts have things under control, but little is being written about Trump and his team IGNORING the courts orders, as dictators do ! So again, someone tell me, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT ? With each protest, Trump gets WORSE...... dellboy 1 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted March 28 Members Posted March 28 Trump JUST floated the idea of RENAMING The Straight of Hormuz to - The STRAIT OF TRUMP ! How long before the Iranians KILL him ? stevenkesslar 1 Quote
Members stevenkesslar Posted March 28 Members Posted March 28 27 minutes ago, Suckrates said: Trump JUST floated the idea of RENAMING The Straight of Hormuz to - The STRAIT OF TRUMP ! How long before the Iranians KILL him ? That's funny and cool. The Genocide Jew has made it clear. Assassinating foreign leaders you don't like is eine perfekte Lösung What could possibly go wrong? 🤔 P.S. Maybe we take out a few hundred innocent little Israeli girls? By mistake, of course. Kind of extreme, I guess. But the Genocide Jew would love it! Quote
Stable Genius Posted April 8 Posted April 8 Hooray, we won! We traded in an octogenarian ayatollah for one in his prime! We moved fifth fleet headquarters from Bahrain to Virginia Beach. All of our other bases in the region are “uninhabitable”. Four THAAD radars were destroyed, several fixed emplacement radars, an E-3, four tankers, several brand new F-35s and a handful of older multimillion dollar aircraft. Not to mention we depleted our interceptor inventory. To top it all off, we killed thousands of non-combatants, including 160 little girls. But the straights of Hormuz are (almost?)open! Just like they were before grandpa started Operation Epstein Distraction! USA! USA! USA! USA! vinapu 1 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted April 8 Members Posted April 8 3 minutes ago, Stable Genius said: Hooray, we won! We traded in an octogenarian ayatollah for one in his prime! We moved fifth fleet headquarters from Bahrain to Virginia Beach. All of our other bases in the region are “uninhabitable”. Four THAAD radars were destroyed, several fixed emplacement radars, an E-3, four tankers, several brand new F-35s and a handful of older multimillion dollar aircraft. Not to mention we depleted our interceptor inventory. To top it all off, we killed thousands of non-combatants, including 160 little girls. But the straights of Hormuz are (almost?)open! Just like they were before grandpa started Operation Epstein Distraction! USA! USA! USA! USA! " Fight for America Russia and Israel " Quote
Members Suckrates Posted April 12 Members Posted April 12 "Isn't it IRONIC" ? ....that the man (Trump) who creates The Board of Peace, charges 1 BILLION dollars membership to countries that flirt with, embrace or identify with Authoritarianism, appoints HIMSELF the CEO, COO, CFO and ALL of the other fuckin O's, for LIFE, is the man who states his mission is to "wipe out an entire Civilization" if they dont follow his orders? WHEN will people WAKE UP and see, realize and admit this nutjob is nothing more than a friggin Fraud intent on making HIS life better and yours WORSE ? Ruthrieston and stevenkesslar 2 Quote
Stable Genius Posted 19 hours ago Posted 19 hours ago Since the start of the Iran war Jet Fuel: +68% Sulfur: +56% Heating Oil: +52% Urea: +49% Diesel: +45% Brent Crude Oil: +45% WTI Crude Oil: +42% European Natural Gas: +40% Gasoline: +37% Fertilizer: +23% Bitcoin: +16% Palm Oil: +14% Coal: +10% Iron Ore: +8% S&P 500: +4% $VIX: -6% stevenkesslar 1 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted 10 hours ago Members Posted 10 hours ago 8 hours ago, Stable Genius said: Since the start of the Iran war Jet Fuel: +68% Sulfur: +56% Heating Oil: +52% Urea: +49% Diesel: +45% Brent Crude Oil: +45% WTI Crude Oil: +42% European Natural Gas: +40% Gasoline: +37% Fertilizer: +23% Bitcoin: +16% Palm Oil: +14% Coal: +10% Iron Ore: +8% S&P 500: +4% $VIX: -6% What about the EGGS ? 🐔 Stable Genius 1 Quote
Stable Genius Posted 8 hours ago Posted 8 hours ago So, Trump tears up the existing nuclear deal, then starts a war to force Iran to accept a nuclear deal, closing the Strait of Hormuz, which had previously been open and free to use. stevenkesslar 1 Quote
Members stevenkesslar Posted 5 hours ago Members Posted 5 hours ago 14 hours ago, Stable Genius said: Since the start of the Iran war Jet Fuel: +68% Sulfur: +56% Heating Oil: +52% Urea: +49% Diesel: +45% Brent Crude Oil: +45% WTI Crude Oil: +42% European Natural Gas: +40% Gasoline: +37% Fertilizer: +23% Bitcoin: +16% Palm Oil: +14% Coal: +10% Iron Ore: +8% S&P 500: +4% $VIX: -6% Well, at least something is going down. Exclusive: Trump approval sinks to new low as war with Iran drives cost-of-living concerns I've been guilty of a kind of sick pleasure, watching You Tube clips of Larry Kudlow and Gen. Keane on Fox News. Kudlow won my personal award for crazy talk about COVID back in 2020 when he was insisting very early in the pandemic shut down that Trump just about had COVID completely buttoned up. Right before huge numbers of Americans and people all over the world started to die. He is kind of a whining miserable bitch when he rants. So a week ago as I posted here Kudlow was doing the "let's starve Iranians to save them thing," without providing a wisp of evidence that starving Iranians would save them. But who needs evidence that anything Trump does make sense? The latest "Fun With Whining Bitch Larry" thing is Gen. Keane saying we have to return to combat with Iran because the bad horrible despicable regime is - wait for it - still a bad horrible despicable regime who won't kiss Trump's ass. Who knew? Apparently if we just keep trying, maybe this time having a ground invasion so that more Americans die, the bad horrible despicable regime that Kills Gays And Protesters How Horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will just fold. Seems logical to me, huh? Maybe Kudlow goes into withdrawal symptoms when he can not literally be licking the feces off Trump's ass. Cause that made the bitch really frown and really whine about how My God The Bad Horrible Despicable Regime Should Have Surrendered By Now Because My God We Won We Won We Won God Damn It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, in case no one heard, oil prices keep rising and the despicable regime gets worse. Hopefully Trump is not truly senile yet. He can read the polls and see what the S & P is doing and realize that preventing a Republican and stock market bloodbath, not to mention a military one, depends on him showing restraint. And making a deal with - wait for it - the horrible despicable regime that gives Larry very bad constipation. My heart is with you, Larry. Take some Ex Lax. (Note to Gen. Keane: You nailed it right at the start. Time is on Iran's side. Higher oil prices and more dead Americans and Iranians won't change that. Sorry. Blame it on your brilliant strategy.) Quote
