AdamSmith

No particular topicality; just chanced across this, and was charmed. The writer must have had a passion for the show, for Frid and for the other actors, for she gets every nuance exactly right. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/20/arts/television/jonathan-frid-ghoulish-dark-shadows-star-dies-at-87.html?_r=0

That would be telling.

So on my desk, under a glass dome, I have a small chunk of Trinitite, the green glassy fused sand created from the Alamogordo desert floor in the 'Trinity' test firing of the plutonium bomb. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinitite Behind it is a photo of the aircraft Enola Gay, autographed by pilot Paul Tibbets, navigator 'Dutch' van Kirk, and bombardier Thomas Ferebee. (Not especially valuable -- they signed many of them.) Who else likes this kind of memorabilia, and collects it?

So in 10th grade history class, a classmate who had not done any preparation for his oral report on Martin Luther listened to the one before his, then got up and told us, "...and then he died of worms." http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of_Worms

http://www.amazon.com/Treating-Attachment-Pathology-Jon-Mills/dp/0765701324

Much better looking than McCord, for sure.

You do not need to imagine me as your PLUMBR.

Yes, isn't that what got PeeWee Herman in trouble?

hito, this is exactly why these exotic superheroes called plumbers get paid so much. Call one! Or accept the hard truth: Once your pipes get air in them and start hammering, the only real solution is to move.

Web design? As we always suspected! ...Pardon me, I'm late for an appointment with my ontologist.

...if that!

Why do you care?

By your own formula, there is nothing wrong with a relationship that is open physically, so long as it is monogamous emotionally. I agree.

I may never get that image out of my mind.

...a law of nature? Someone farts. People flee the room. There is always someone who cannot resist returning, throughout the evening, to vivid descriptions of just how bad it smelt.

You see why I have the unrequited hots for him.

Doveryai no Proveryai! http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trust,_but_verify

Oxymorons already?

My best efforts to verify have thus far been rebuffed. ...Is hito setting me up for The Crying Game in reverse?

The beautiful thing is the gag. Welcome back. Don't be such a stranger.

The reason is what Madison wrote to Jefferson: "The constitution supposes, what the history of all governments demonstrates, that the Executive is the branch of power most interested in war, and most prone to it." Thus the Constitutional Convention "has accordingly with studied care vested the question of war in the Legislature." We'll see whether either branch remembers that. http://www.libertyclassroom.com/warpowers/

Davey Wavey in our dreams!

Note that it was actually The Onion.

Nation’s Single Men Announce Plan To Change Bedsheets By 2019 News • News • ISSUE 49•35 • Aug 28, 2013 A coalition of single men emphasize that their sheets don’t even really smell and should hold up fine for another 6 or 7 years at least. WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that their bedsheets have no major stains and look completely fine except for a “couple flakes of skin here and there,” the nation’s single men announced Tuesday that their goal is to change their bedding by 2019. The country’s bachelors, who last changed their sheets in November of 2003, told reporters that though their linens are faded and slightly itchy at times, they are completely fine for sleeping in, and at this point barely even smell. “As of now, our plan is to strip the bed of its sheets and wash them by either June or December of 2019,” said unmarried Atlanta man James Bolter, who reportedly sighed and said he guesses that means pillowcases, too. “The hottest part of this summer is nearly over so we’re not going to be sweating as much at night, which means we just don’t see any immediate need to change and wash our sheets.” “Washing our comforters—be it the sheets that cover them or the comforters themselves—is not part of our 2019 timeline, and I believe it will stay that way,” the bachelor added. “The earliest we would even consider washing our comforters would be 2035, if ever.” According to the nation’s single men, many of whom have resorted to spraying a light layer of Febreze over their beds once a week for the last decade, their sheets haven’t gotten nearly “fuzzy” or “wrinkly” enough to be changed. Moreover, within the last 10 years, the bachelors have made certain to alternate the side of the bed on which they sleep so that one section doesn’t get more soiled with dead skin than the other. In addition to sleeping on different sides of their pillows, the bachelors have also made sure to “flip over” the mattresses’ fitted sheets and top sheets once a year to “keep things fresh.” “We believe that as long as you change your sheets once or twice a decade you’ll be fine,” said 27-year-old Delaware man Jeff Kugler, who doesn’t have a girlfriend, and later added that he’s heard of how dust mites, mite excrement, and bacteria can build up if sheets aren’t laundered but said all of that is “bullshit.” “My sheets have a few stains on them, but they’re all dried now. You can’t see them unless you are really looking for them. The outlines of the stains are there, but that’s it. So everything will be okay for the next six years or so.” Saying that crumbs and hair have become so embedded in the sheets that you can’t even tell they’re there, the unattached men listed several other factors as to why they’ve avoided changing their sheets. First, they told reporters, their sheets are navy blue so it’s “not like they look dirty.” Second, changing them “will be really fucking annoying” and “take up a long fucking time.” And third, the bachelors said, they are “just too busy with other stuff.” Perhaps most important, the single men noted, is the fact that they only have one pair of sheets, meaning that any linen change would necessitate sleeping on their mattress pads for up to six months while they put off removing their bedding from the laundry. “The next laundry day is in 2019, so that’s when I’ll do my next load of sheets,” said 34-year-old Martin Rhodes while removing magazines, Kleenexes, and plates from his bed. “But it just depends on what things are like then. Maybe it won’t be necessary. I haven’t really had to wash these sheets since college and they’re fine.” http://www.theonion.com/articles/nations-single-men-announce-plan-to-change-bedshee,33656/