AdamSmith

For the ex...

As discussed here before, he is going to end up in the loving hands of the law on, likely, one and then more crazy driving charges before he gets hold of himself. See Lohan, L. And even then...

Aha! TN being landlocked, the airlift concession could be lucrative. Nein? (Failing here to find online image of the Berlin Airlift commemorative US postage stamp, sorry.)

...makes jokes about horizontal vaginas look positively unimaginative.

We must remember that hito's funny bone is constructed and positioned differently than other people's. In keeping with other aspects.

Let's see ... Jesus was critical of the Pharisees. American colonists were critical of Britain. French citizens were critical of the monarchy. Abolitionists were critical of slavery. Lincoln was critical of secession. Gandhi was critical of colonialism. King was critical of racism. Mandela was critical of apartheid. Nope, didn't help a bit.

How times have changed...

No joke here.

Is only funny to joke about Russians in this context if they are cosmonauts, Comrade. 42-year-old Russian cosmonaut Anatoly Ivanishin, right, joking around with his U.S. crewmate Dan Burbank on Monday. http://www.sptimesrussia.com/index.php?action_id=2&story_id=34824

The reviews I've seen ranged from "weak" to "really stank."

Right. hitoall, do you come to this site we are on now because you think "boytoy" means "under-age"?

This is the story linked above about his not wanting to be isolated in the papal apartments. Familiar by now, but well told here. Pope Francis shunned official papal apartments to live 'normal life' Pope Francis has revealed for the first time the reasons for his decision to shun the official papal apartments and instead live in a much more modest Vatican 'hotel'. By Nick Squires, Rome 2:47PM BST 29 May 2013 The Telegraph He has told a friend that he likes being in daily contact with ordinary people, does not want to be isolated and enjoys sitting down to meals with visiting clergy. The Pope, 76, who on first seeing the papal apartments reportedly exclaimed "But there is room here for 300 people!" hinted that the arrangement may be permanent. The Pope broke with Vatican tradition when he decided, after being elected on March 13 during a secret conclave of cardinals, not to live in the apostolic apartments. Pope Francis' bedroom at the Vatican's Santa Marta hotel (AP) Instead he opted to remain in the Casa Santa Marta, a Vatican residence which accommodates visiting clergy and lay people, where he had stayed with his fellow cardinals during the conclave. He lives in a suite of rooms in the residence, which sits in the shadow of St Peter's Basilica, on the other side of the Vatican city state to the apostolic apartments. He explained his choice in a letter written two weeks ago to an old friend, Father Enrique Martinez, a priest at the Church of the Annunciation in La Rioja. "I didn't want to go and live in the apostolic palace. I go over there just to work and for audiences. "I've remained living in the Casa Santa Marta, which is a residence which accommodates bishops, priests and lay people." There he feels "part of a family" he wrote in the letter, which was obtained by Clarin, an Argentinian daily. "I'm visible to people and I lead a normal life – a public Mass in the morning, I eat in the refectory with everyone else, et cetera. All this is good for me and prevents me from being isolated. "I'm trying to stay the same and to act as I did in Buenos Aires because if you change at my age you just look ridiculous." The Pope, the first Jesuit pontiff in history and the first to come from the Americas, said his election was "something totally surprising" which he considers "a gift from God". His predecessor, Benedict XVI, is living a quiet life of retirement in a former convent on the other side of the Vatican. The Pope got soaked on Wednesday as he was driven around St Peter's Square in an open-air white jeep as part of his weekly audience. Despite driving rain, he waved to the crowds and kissed babies who were handed up to him. When he reached a covered platform overlooking the piazza, he was given a roll of paper towels with which to mop his face. He thanked the crowd for braving the bad weather. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/the-pope/10086876/Pope-Francis-shunned-official-papal-apartments-to-live-normal-life.html