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  1. lookin

    Anal violin

    Hadn't heard of it till now, but interest is sufficiently piqued to add an eight ball, six feet of catgut, and plenty of rosin to my play pack. If I can get Joshua Bell to agree on Flight of the Bumblebee, I'll definitely fling a post into the fetish forum.
  2. ......................."Touche!"
  3. "Luck Be a Lady Tonight!"
  4. Perhaps Daddy could add a Needle Exchange Forum where folks who like that sort of thing can go for that sort of thing.
  5. Eureka! In another thread on login problems, TampaYankee suggested the user try clearing his cookies , and I wondered if that might also be a solution for the Safari-freeze problem. I use Safari with tabbed windows for about fifteen websites I visit regularly, and it's a bother to fire up Firefox for just the MER site. So the cookie trick seemed worth a try. Since I'm loathe to clear all my cookies, I tried offing the MER cookies one at a time. And the second one I tried did the trick: PHPSESSID. Before I deleted it, there was either a freeze or a long delay getting back from a post or from one forum to another. After I deleted it, I breezed from one post and one forum to another. For a while, anyway. Then I got another freeze. PHPSESSID was back in my cookie file again. When I deleted it again, no more freeze. For a while, anyway. I've repeated this procedure several times over the last couple of days, always with the same results: deleting the PHPSESSID cookie takes me from a freeze to a breeze. It's the electronic "Ram-Out" of which AdamSmith speaks so highly. So it looks like there's a specific cookie (PHPSESSID) on the MER site that Safari for Mac does not get along with over time. And Firefox doesn't seem to have a problem with it. Next I checked my Safari cookie file to see if the PHPSESSID was used on any other websites I frequent, and found there are seventeen others besides MER. But MER seems to be the only one that freezes. Still curious, I Googled PHPSESSID and found out that it's a session ID cookie that's used to track a visitor's movements on a website. One developers' website had this to say: Starting a Session When you start a session . . . , the following happens: • PHP checks whether a valid session ID exists. • If there is no session ID, PHP creates a new ID. • If a valid ID exists, the frozen variables of that session are reactivated and introduced back to the global namespace. (http://devzone.zend.com/node/view/id/1312) Not being very techie, that was just about enough for me for one day. Except I did another Google search and found that different browsers handle the PHPSESSID cookie in different ways. So it seems plausible to me that the way the MER site programmers are using the cookie, and the way Safari handles it, are out of synch. As I mentioned earlier in the thread, I used to have the freeze-up problem on Flirt4Free and, when they re-did their site, the problem went away. I'm hoping that, when the MER site is re-programmed, the problem will go away here too. It would be interesting to see if anyone else using Mac Safari gets the same results from deleting the PHPSESSID cookie. If so, it may provide a lead for the programmers to figure out what's going on, and prevent it in the new software. In the meantime, I'm going to keep using Safari, and Ram Out the errant PHPSESSID cookie at least twice a day to keep my drains flowing freely. Little Sally will have to fend for herself.
  6. If you're tired of just plain fucks and sucks, Try our Pansexual Package Deluxe: Water sports with a lass, Plus a dude up your ass. Get it all for just three hundred bucks!
  7. I'd suggest telling the guy - before he arrives - that you're new to the area, and discovered your hotel may be in an "iffy" neighborhood, but it's clean and safe. If you tell him beforehand, then he'll be expecting what he finds. You may run the risk that he'll cancel, but it's probably better having that happen before he shows up, gets surprised, and turns tail. And not in the good way.
  8. I met him on a website After I had cleared my cache. He's only got an hour tonight, So I shall have to dash!
  9. I've noticed the same thing. But I can get in OK using Firefox instead of the Mac Safari browser. Recently cleared the Safari cache, and the problem hasn't shown up since. Safari also used to give me trouble on the Flirt4Free website, while Firefox worked fine. In fact, once I punched through to the site with Firefox, Safari would connect immediately and work fine, as if a drain had been unclogged. You might see what happens with another browser, and try clearing your cache. I'm hoping the problem with MER will disappear with the new software upgrade, as it did with Flirt4Free.
  10. lookin

    Adspeak

    Gosh, fellas, let’s not shy away from gilding the lily a little. Remember it’s a pas de deux that we both do, and not much fun if it’s done by one. For me, there’s always been a certain symmetry to the dance between escort and client: Boyfriend experience: I only fly first class. I’ll treat you like a prince: Hamlet comes to mind. Cute bubble butt: Think Danny DeVito. Athletic build: Sumo’s a sport. Only one client a day: Unless somebody else calls. Loyal to my special guy: Nobody else returns my messages. Ninety-percent of my clients are repeaters: "I told you kissing's important!" My guys call me: "Don’t you ever contact me again!" Young movie star looks: Mason Reese. Mature movie star looks: Burl Ives. As long as we mirror one another’s steps, won’t we finish pretty even? Even if one of us is doing it backwards, and in high heels.
  11. lookin

    Adspeak

    All right, here's some that have served me well. HWP: Think Divine. Thick dark hair: Ears and nose mostly. Generous and reliable: I've been paying for it since 1973. Friends consider me handsome: It says so in my yearbook. Successful executive: Have my own desk at work. Laid back: Check pulse every few minutes. Gregarious: Drunk. Looking for long-term arrangement: Rarely get a second chance. Sugar Daddy: Freezer full of Häagen-Dazs. Good physical shape: Oval. Attentive: Stalker. Fun loving: Sometimes forget to pay.
  12. The cute young escort lay in bed looking up as his elderly client undressed and sat on the edge of the bed. The young man watched as the old gent slipped on a condom, stuffed a wad of cotton up each nostril, and put in an earplug. "What the heck are you doing?" asked the nervous young bottom. "Well," said the old bird, sliding in the second earplug, "at my age it takes me an awful long time to come, and I don't like hearing all the yelling, and I can't stand the smell of burning rubber."
  13. Andre? Welcome to Riyadh! Don’t let the burka fool you. It’s me, Adam!
  14. If you put a value on your time, or moving from to , then the Mac might start looking like a better deal. It often surprises me when folks are willing to spend hours "upgrading" and cursing their Windows system because it's "cheaper" than a Mac. A friend of mine bought a $700 PC laptop for his parents last Christmas. He also offered to help them set it up, get it connected to the internet, and transfer their software from their old PC to their new PC laptop. I saw him when he was one week into the process, and he was bitching up a storm. He had spent at least ten hours getting almost everything to work, but he was still having trouble getting all their data transferred, and their email still wasn't working. He had spent the morning on hold with tech support, he was on his way to Radio Shack to buy a cable, and he was going to have to spend most of his weekend trying to get everything working. He was not a happy camper. We figured out he had saved almost $400 by not buying them a Mac laptop, but he would gladly have paid $400 to save himself the aggravation he had already gone through, and it wasn't over yet. Without rubbing it in, I told him what I had gone through when I bought my Mac laptop a couple of years ago. I turned it on, and it asked me a few easy questions, one of which was "Would you like to transfer information from another Apple Macintosh?" After I said yes, it told me to connect the two computers with a firewire cable, and to restart my old computer while holding down the "T" key. That set my old computer up as a target drive. Then my new computer asked me if I wanted to bring over everything from my old computer, or just certain applications and files. I told it "everything", gave it my password, and it told me it would take about an hour. When I came back and restarted my new laptop, it was the spitting image of my old desktop. Everything was there, my desktop wallpaper, my applications, my files, my old emails, my browser bookmarks and cookies, even my passwords. No more to do, and everything worked. A few months ago, my friend got an iPhone. His next computer will be a Mac. Me? I can't wait to see the new MacBooks!
  15. I've been casting about for a robust yet stylish headband that would allow me to have a discrete Cialis IV drip installed when the time comes. This thread has got me rethinking my approach to the looming Golden Years.
  16. No breakfast today for the West Coast viewers!
  17. Next time leave your webcam on and click the "AutoReview" button. It'll be posted before the door hits him in the ass!
  18. Aha! I found his bio in my browser cache. Make that 7". I seem to remember them bigger than they actually are. Imagine that! http://www.flirt4free.com/models/?model_id...hat&small=1
  19. Wish I could tell you he's right outside your door, but I stumbled across him yesterday on Flirt4Free. I think he's Russian and that usually means St. Petersburg. Can't recall height and weight, but there was an 8" in there somewhere. He had one review, a four-star, and it said he preferred to chat and was shy about showing his butt. Still, I like to think that if you were in St. Petersburg, you could reason with him.
  20. I agree with BiBottomBoy, Lucky, and others who like the site as it is. Of all the websites I visit, this is the most tastefully designed. The only thing I'd change is that fire-engine red border around the Flirt4Free models. Rather than Red (#FF0000), why not try DarkRed (#8B0000) or FireBrick (#B22222) instead? It would still pop, but wouldn't be such an an island of tacky in a sea of good taste. Another country heard from.
  21. At last I understand the question you're asking. I'm no expert, but this guy is: http://www.hobo-web.co.uk/tips/25.htm He says to optimize for 1024*768, but use a liquid design with percentage widths to control layout. That way, almost everyone will have a good experience, no matter their screen size or browser settings. Since you asked, my screen size is currently 1280*800. But I can't tell you what it will be next month, when I hope Apple will release new laptops. And I'll want Xerx to look good when I spring for an iPhone too. So here's a vote for liquid design!
  22. :rolleyes: Popping my cork as we speak! :rolleyes:
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