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OK men, drop your arms, drop your shorts, let your dicks do the heavy lifting!

Woof! Woof! Thanks!!

Working on it, but he says he's getting some static from back home. I have a backup plan though.

Cortisone? I thought he said Corleone! Still, I'd watch my back.

Wow! Another great article. Muito obrigado!

Terrific article! Obrigado!

Heaven-sent, no doubt. Maybe he can help with the August Challenge.

Glad you're feeling all frisky again! I've definitely noticed a recent lighthearted optimism in your posts that made me wonder if Tony Robbins had stopped by and taken over your keyboard. Never had one of those epidurals myself but, from what I've read, the painkilling effect lasts between a week and a year. Which gets me to wondering how your doctor knows you'll need another one in two weeks, and another one two weeks after that. If I were the suspicious type, I'd wonder if (s)he checked out your insurance coverage first before recommending a treatment plan. (Full disclosure: a needle anywhere near my spine would give me the willies. Three needles would add the heebie-jeebies and screaming meemies to the mix.) And, since the shot is only for pain relief, welcome as that is, what's the doctor's recommendation for preventing the next pinch? It's not like your sciatic nerve is suddenly going to learn how to jump out of the way next time a couple of your vertebrae get too close. For me, prevention is the holy grail. Once the pain kicks in, as you say, a week or two of misery lies ahead. My back usually lets me know when it's starting to get testy, and that's my cue to get back to a daily hike or some such. Finding a willing excercise partner may also help speed the return to a strong healthy back. Or so I am told.

Eleanor Roosevelt would easily make my list.

By my lights, he's still a twink even though he'll be fifty next year.

Thanks for the post, flguy! Looks like you had a wonderful time. Haven't been to PV in a quarter century (!), but it was terrific then and looks like it's terrific now. Never heard of anyone having other than a good time there. Great pictures. Look forward to seeing the rest!

What . . . . .Fun!

But only until the imposture comes to the attention of moderators, right? After that it's a matter of site policy. Wow, nested quotes! Who knew? Much obliged. TY, the minute twinklover, Ralph, and I get the laundry folded and return from our honeymoon, we'd consider it an honor to drop by and burnish your bong. Unless of course you're hard at it with some other hookah. Edit: MsGuy, my compliments to your good self and apologies for drifting off topic. Would you consider a turn as ringbearer? Nobody knee walks up the center aisle like you do!

Don't know either, but I'm glad he did. It was a treat to watch Lucky's opinion change and words soften bit by bit. Shows a thoughtful mind in action. It also shows the limitations of a medium in which point-in-time expressions become legacies once the edit period expires. The magic I would like to understand though appears in the post just above yours. TampaYankee has a quote within a quote. In fact, he quotes you quoting him. How'd he do that??

Say what you will, I'm one of the folks that thinks this is just a bit of fun, by persons unknown, and will fly away on the breeze the instant it becomes anything more burdensome than that. I have a lot of confidence in the Mods here. I think the instant the hullabaloo becomes anything more than a diversion, the poster(s) will be shown the door, and the threads will become a fading memory. In my opinion, this is not your father's website. There's never been a lot of drama here, and that's almost entrely due to the mature, evenhanded way in which the site has been moderated from the day I first peeked in. As men and boys of good will, we can do our part to help the moderators and keep our knickers smoothed and our tongues firmly planted in the appropriate cheeks. My vote is to have some fun when and if the poster returns, and not make it into anything more than that. No need to attach anything negative to it. If the 'Daddy' poster, or any other poster, becomes a burden, let the moderators flip the necessary switch and we can get back to discussing more important things, like Ralph Waldo Emerson or Ralph Kramden or, dare I hope, Ralph Woods.

With Comcast cable, I get about 12Mbps download speed and 3Mbps upload speed. It varies a little by time of day, and is usually fastest late at night. I've got no major beefs, but I'd be interested in what speeds others get. I used the Speakeasy speed test.

Maybe I don't get around as much these days, but I can't recall ever being given the opportunity to make that choice. How about if Apple offers two versions of the iPhone, side by side. One costs $299 and is labeled "Made in China, causing Chinese suicides and lost American jobs" while the other costs a few dollars more and is labeled "Made in USA, preventing Chinese suicides and providing 300,000 American jobs". That would give us the choice they're implying we have. Better yet, why don't they offer the USA-made version at $299 with a label that says: "Apple makes a few dollars less on this one." Guess which one I'd choose. I hear these "customers don't want to pay more" statements more times than I can count. I think they're used to further bloat profits and to justify some outrageous corporate decisions with hidden and delayed ramifications, while offloading the blame to poorly informed consumers. I find these statements downright offensive, and immediately distrust the company that makes them. [/rant]

In a day without suture or stitch, I have found my own little niche. While the others make do With a fistful or two, I am proudly Priapus's Bitch! . . . .

And remember before he had all those muscles? Who could bear going back to that look?

Thanks! Great catch.

Great write-up Steve! The Mission is where I always thought I'd live, if I lived in the City. Although Saturday nights can be a little sketchy around 16th and Mission, the areas you're talking about have absolutely everything one needs for a good life and a good time! You bring to mind one of the things I like most about San Francisco, and that's the neighborhoods. People can find just about everything they need right where they live. I usually hang out Friday afternoons at a long-established Polk Street watering hole that's been a neighborhood place since the seventies. Some of the regulars haven't been more than six blocks from their apartment in years. Seattlebottom, I'm good for a couple beers if you'll be in the neighborhood. There's an eclectic crowd back on the patio, and I gaurantee there will be someone who can point you in the directions of your desires. The Marina crowd, if it comes, doesn't usually hit till six o'clock and I'm long gone by then. PS: If you like, PM me about the Russian River. Turns out, that's another of my regular haunts.

(One from the vault, busted links restored.) Priapus, the God of the phallus and male sexuality, weighs his prodigious member. This is from a painted wall at the House of the Vettii, in Pompeii. (The culture of Pompeii was abruptly ended in 79 A.D. by an eruption of mount Vesuvius.) He must have been very popular. I wonder if he ever escorted? He would have been a top, surely, and may have charged by the pound. According to Wikipedia, statues of Priapus, in full rampant splendor, were used in Roman gardens to promote an abundant crop, and to guard against thieves. Epigrams were included, so that would-be robbers didn't miss the point: "I warn you, my lad, you will be sodomised; you, my girl, I shall futter; for the thief who is bearded, a third punishment remains." "... If I do seize you . . . you shall be so stretched that you will think your anus never had any wrinkles." And to think I've been getting by with just a sundial!

I'll say! Whet (verb): excite, stir, stimulate Careful, you're going to make me whet myself.

Have any of you boys seen my Daddy?

300 views in five hours - a view a minute, folks! Let the August Challenge continue ! ! !