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I invited some old friends over but nobody came.

The good news is we've discovered a cure. The bad news is you've got a huge bar tab.

Hito, I have a hunch you and I can work out a deal here!

OK, I can see how you found a picture of a kludgy server room. I can even see how you found one that's been abandoned. But how the hell did you find one with a box of salt in it? I'm impressed!

Worth remembering, I think, that Daddy's still fighting an illness that could have done him in. If he takes it easy and focuses on his health instead of his website for a little while longer, we should all be OK. As long as we continue to enjoy OZ's hospitality and try to keep ourselves entertained. When I find I'm a gay who's gray and lonely I just chuck up my chin and grin and say.... The site'll come up tomorrow So I've got to hang on till' tomorrow, come what may! Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll get some tomorrow It's only a day away!

I can readily understand this. Not only will he get rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute, he will also clean your whole house and everything that's in it. Mr. Clean Mr. Clean Mr. Clean

Please note that my post was intended as a request for further information rather than a position statement. A bit of funk doesn't necessarily have to doom a close encounter, but I do like to know whether I should just throw an extra Handi Wipe® in my fanny pack or perhaps tote along something a little more robust.

Is that an exclamation point, or a skid mark?

I typically get a hankering for a hot dog once every decade or so. Wayout's video convinces me I've been overconsuming by at least a factor of ten. In fairness though, every time I've watched industrial production of a foodstuff containing animal products, I've sworn them off for years.

Oooh, that tickled! Kiss it again!!

Not one of mine, alas. It was nestled among a number of similarly irreverent comments, including: I don't mean to be blunt but this had to be a joint mission.

This shit'll get you to the moon!

That's a boffo bunch of badriddles!

Is that who I think it is?

If nature is any guide, extreme population explosions are always followed by die-offs. Lemmings and certain rat populations periodically breed to enormous levels and then run out of food and croak in large numbers. As far as I know, our species is the first to actually predict that we're going to run out of a necessary resource (in our case, it may be water or air as likely as food) and to consider doing something about it. But I think you and a handful of others are in the vanguard, and most of our seven billion fellows are only dimly aware of the problem, if at all. The snag is that even you pioneers are late to the party. Even if we stopped breeding today, it would still take many decades to bring the population down to a sustainable level, and there's no guarantee that the environmental damage we've done can be reversed in that amount of time. And, of course, we won't stop breeding today. Or tomorrow. And the resources necessary for human life will continue to be depleted. Unless there's a miracle, my guess is that we will not reduce our numbers in a planned fashion, nor will we be able and willing to restrict our resource consumption in time to prevent Mother Nature from stepping in and taking care of it for us. Naturally, I'd love to be proven wrong.

That's a 65% reduction. Makes the Black Death look like a bad cold.

I Feel a Schlong Coming On is the one that heralds his posts for me. Although Judy's version is not too shabby either. In Safari, I use the old-fashioned way of copying the video URL, then sticking it between the VIDEO and /VIDEO html tags. VIDEO and /VIDEO each have to be inside the square brackets, [ and ], with the URL nestled right in between. (If I tried typing the actual syntax, instead of describing it, your browser would most likely just show you the video instead of what I typed.) The bracketed VIDEO tag tells your browser that what comes next, the video's URL, is to be displayed as a video clip. And the bracketed /VIDEO tag tells your browser that it's the end of the URL. Whether that works in all browsers, though, I couldn't say. It's always a surprise to see the lack of standardization among browsers. Of course it's a much greater surprise to see all these bits and bytes turn into anything at all, let alone some of the incredible stuff they stick in our faces every day.

I clicked the link, then clicked 'Forums'. It said Coming soon!

Who does he think I am, Dr. Kildare?

It pays well too.

The ones I'd be going after are the folks who sold his neighbor that stucco. For eighty grand, you'd think it could take a little yolk.

Perhaps five days on BoyToyCam® is not what Hizzonor had in mind.

I believe this is what they refer to in the business as a 'high concept' film.

Frankly, I'd favor fang-free fellatio.