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No beef here, but please consider my post in the other thread. It wouldn't seem fair to cut someone's post count in the middle of a contest without prior warning. It takes some effort to post and it would be discouraging to lose a bunch after the fact. Of course, if the post count was maintained, or even goosed a little bit, please pardon the intrusion.

In the absence of any info to the contrary, I'm going to assume that twenty posts were lifted from this thread in the middle of the night. 'Merged' might be a better term, as I think I recognize the original content, but it has been consolidated into fewer posts. Perhaps this was an editorial, or even an artistic, decision but a question remains as to what happened to Lucky's post count when the deed was done? If it was reduced by twenty, in the midst of a contest rewarding post count, isn't that a headwind that could interfere with a happy and prosperous landing? Not that anyone gives a shit, but I'd hope to see Lucky's post count put back to its pre-raid level and maybe then some. I can even offer to donate twenty of my posts to the effort, plus another twenty for good measure. In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing my post count go back a few notches. I liked being a 'Prodigious Member'. Since I've become 'Olympian', I hardly ever hear from anyone.

Martha 'Dumptruck' Dunnstock Heathers, 1989

Didn't this thread used to be a lot longer? Three pages or so? I could swear there were over forty posts last time I looked.

Perhaps you could outsource.

I think Lucky has been occupied with his own forty post arc. And counting.

Nice website. Thanks!

It's not the lips. It's that little pouch just on the port side. I guess it could be makeup, or perhaps the lighting, but it seemed at first glance like he had a plug of Red Man in there. I had a hunch MsGuy would know for sure. Let's have another look, shall we?

Glad you're here, MsGuy! I was wondering if you think a bee stung Lucky's erstwhile eye candy, or do you think Master Sweet Lips below is packin' him a wad o' chaw?

Please don't let my numbers discourage you. You are in a whole different category. With your own thread, posting only what interests you, you've got a shot at some substantial riches here. With only 900 incremental posts needed, you'll have an easy $500 bucks from being One-of-the-Three. If you get a bit of hustle on between trips, you should also be able to snare $500 for being the First-to-2190. And then you'll still have seven tickets In-Oz's-Hat for a chance at yet another $500. For you, $1500 for 900 extra posts does not seem out of reach. Plus, you'll be doing something you love to do. If that's not incentive enough, imagine being the founder and sole proprietor of a thread that never falls off the first page of the world's fastest-growing escort website! Not till May anyway. In fact, why waste another minute? I'd say limber up the digits and make us proud!

With the Nude Skydiving Championships only three days away, the ground crew positions the landing target and awaits delivery of fifty gallons of KY Intense™.

I once propositioned the night clerk at the Binghamton YMCA. He said he would have to think it over.

Thanks. I was not aware of this. Appears I might have to rethink my earlier position, although a bit of travel may now be required.

What does Lucky really mean?

Done and done.

Check this out. Radio Shack also has simple inexpensive landline phones. If your broken phone has the round mouthpiece like the one below, try unscrewing it, shaking out the microphone and buffing the contacts with a fine emory board or sandpaper. It may come back to life. AT&T built those suckers to last.

My .. . are on the . . . Well, you get the drift. As no one else reads my posts, our secret strategy is safe and you and I could tie this thing up by tomorrow afternoon! PS: Be on the lookout for a package addressed to MsGuy from Mai Gai. Consider it an early distribution.

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Well, as usual, MsGuy, you're right on target. As you suggested, I reached out to a Mr. Hai Gai, Night Production Manager at the Pushi Industrial Company in beautiful downtown Zhejiang, a leading manufacturer of balloons for parties, holidays and commercial purposes. I asked him how he was able to make a balloon to sell for a mere penny. Productivity! was his answer. When I told him it takes me fifteen minutes to make a post on an escort-related bulletin board with a contest going on, I could hear his guffaws all the way from Ningbo. You not win that way! he told me. You need productivity. Make all posts same. Make fast. Even the most parsimonious bean counter would know at once that he spoke the truth. I thanked him for his insight, ordered an extra tank of helium, and sat down to plot our new strategy. We need posts that are quick to do, and maybe come in a couple of colors for our more fashion-conscious readers. That's it. Say something like this: My .. . are on the Only 2152 posts to go! One after the other, ten seconds tops, and we could smoke this contest!

I started with 956 posts after five years and this will be my 37th post in thirty days. So I've upped my posting rate by at least half. With another 121 days to go, I'll need to double my output again just to get a ride in Oz's hat. And even then I'll be merely one of a dozen or more slips of paper competing for a single $500 prize. To be one of the three folks who post 2190 times by May 31st, I'll need to post eighteen times a day. Assuming no one sees me coming and pulls ahead leaving me once again dithering in the dust, my prize will work out to about 23¢ a post. As it's hard for me to create a post in under fifteen minutes, even on a good day, that works out to under a buck an hour. Not bad for 貴州, but barely enough for an organic fig here in Northern California. So what is it that keeps so many of my fellow posters' eyes on the prize? Is it the lure of the lucre? The roar of the approving crowds? The thrill of the hunt? Or perhaps something far more cryptic and cunning? Who's willing to share their little secret?

Thanks for posting the story. There's so much more here than made it into the newsfeeds. But there seems to be much more still that we may never know. It sure reminds us how confused and vulnerable these young folks may be.

My Friday nights revolved around Dallas, usually watching with friends, and I'll watch this one too. No character, before or since, could make me say uh, oh like JR. You just knew he was up to no good! First I heard of Brad Pitt was thanks to Dallas, when he played the boyfriend of Priscilla Presley's daughter. Believe it or not, he was in his early twenties when he played this character. It was his first year in Hollywood, and Thelma and Louise was four years in the future. And Sue Ellen's fling with Christopher Atkins kept the eye candy coming, even though I thought the scripts were getting a bit tired toward the end. Wonder if they'll be able to lure Victoria Principal back for a guest appearance? Apparently, she was the only cast member who signed a sweetheart contract that gave her ownership of all her outside deals. Doesn't sound like she needs the money.