BiBottomBoy

When I accidently melted my ATM card by leaving it in the wash they arranged for a local bank to advance me 100 euros cash and fedexed me - for free - a new card.

Gay men, on average, have larger dicks than straight dudes.

Another way to save money is if you want to get into a pay website - like the London Times, lots of people have posted their usernames and passwords on the Internet, you just need to google them.

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Firefox allows you to clear cookies at the end of the day.

I thought we'd decided to call that cum diving?

I use Wachovia and their customer service is excellent.

Rock Hudson.

I wish it would keep me signed in longer. At least once a day I try to respond to a comment and then get told I'm not logged in and have to go back and start over.

If the whole thing is a dream it takes a lot of the fun out of it for me. It would be like if you found out there was another matrix beneath the matrix.

Thank you for pointing out the existence of the plus signs!

Exactly, but if you look at it as just a really good popcorn film it's a lot of fun. It fails on any deeper level.

I just saw it. It's Memento plus The Matrix plus James Bond settings. Personally I think the top will fall over, but that's very debatable. For me, I really liked the film right up until the ending. And, yeah, the train track scene is a major glaring error.

It's sorta sad to see the GOP destroy themselves.

Yeah, but in much of Europe they haven't even invested in the banks. Societe General has a lot of Greek and Spanish paper and Credit Lyonais has a ton of Greek and Portuguese paper. It's not going to be pretty.

How about erotic fiction about escorts so we have something to whack too when we are too broke to hire our own?

The Tea Party People and Fox News are almost collaborating to destroy the Republican party and turn it into the party of marginalized whackos.

The problem is nobody every wins in Afghanistan. The Brits tried it and failed miserably. Then the Soviets tried it and failed miserably. Now it's our turn.

I can't go more than a half our without putting something in my mouth and sucking on it. So I either need a male harem or a pack of cigs.

When I was on Paxil and couldn't get it up I had no problem being monogamous.

When you put toothpaste on your toothbrush the word for the paste on your brush is a "nurdle."

The problem is the EU banks haven't cleaned up their act and still have a ton of toxic loans - some from member countries - on their hands and their banking system is so tied into ours that when they start failing it will hit us even though we've cleaned up our act.

My family is so full of violent drunks that are much more distracting to any family gathering than my sexuality that it's not an issue.

Chealsea Clinton. Been in the public eye since she was 11 and never managed to embarrass her family once.

I disagree. Now that Steve Jobs has pissed off the hacker community - most dramatically by encouraging the cops to bust in the door of a Gizmodo reporter and confiscate all his equipment and less dramatically by telling Gawker that he was going to make an internet world "free of porn" the 4Chan people are right now doing everything they can to write the worst, most nasty viruses possible for Apple products because they see it as a mission from god. So, my guess would be that in a couple months you'll see some really, really nasty viruses pop up on Apple products - quite simply because they want to ruin Apple's reputation. My guess is their first hit will be to encode malicious code into iPhone/iPad apps, just because that's a really easy way in and will give them practice. Once they have that down pat they'll start targeting the laptops. These people managed to bring all of AT&T's websites down for two days last year when AT&T did a lot less to annoy them than Jobs has.