BiBottomBoy

So, my oldest cat, Squirt, is 21. In other words she's old. And she sleeps 23 hours a day and only comes out for an hour a day and I try to be as nice to her as possible. But for the last couple months she comes out and jumps on my balls. I'm trying to get her to like sit to the side of me instead of jumping on my balls but that's not working. Man, it hurts.

we no medicine doesn't feel better than medicine

Is it bad if I say the perfect condom is no condom?

The new video game with the tall vampire lady

ha!

yeah half the restautrants and bars in my town have for sale signs on them.

Oz, he was amazing on 24 but a little too clean cut for me. I like the beard or a little scruff on him.

I go for now but can see arguments for the earlier version

It comes on May 7th and had tall vampire lady! I can't wait! Of course I've had it pre-ordered for months and can't get it in a store so it will arrive by mail sometime between Tuesday and mid-June.

My 14 month old nephew is named Luke Skywalker (last name.)

Lord Bartholomew Vodka

So we've been on lockdown since early October. We are going to get out of lockdown on May 19th. Which of course I'm looking forward to. However it makes no sense. Our ICU numbers are at 116% at the moment When we went into lockdown they were at 87% and that was the reason we were put into lockdown So what is really going on here? I expect it's that they really need tourism revenue, but if so why not say that?

It's interesting. Based on a true crime I'd never heard of. the thing is the guy had a great scam going in Asia and could have done it forever but then he started killing people which meant he eventually got caught. Dumb dude. When you get a good scam going just keep doing it. Do not vary.

Here they are saying they will start giving the vaccines out for people my age 50+ on May 15. It will start going out to people 40+ July 15 and 30+ September 15 and October 15th for the young people

I think Grindr and Scruff are where it's at now

Disney +

better than being temporarily banned like they are in france

Right? Those lips! OMG!

may you all get tons of chocolate!

No. we are not. not even allowed to visit family members

May you all fuck like bunnies!

yep. boris su cks but he's been a lot better about the pandemic than macron has

more competent than the french government

It's comfort TV. You know the formula so you can just relax into it