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So, my oldest cat, Squirt, is 21.

In other words she's old. And she sleeps 23 hours a day and only comes out for an hour a day and I try to be as nice to her as possible.

But for the last couple months she comes out and jumps on my balls.

I'm trying to get her to like sit to the side of me instead of jumping on my balls but that's not working.

Man, it hurts.

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2 hours ago, BiBottomBoy said:

So, my oldest cat, Squirt, is 21.

In other words she's old. And she sleeps 23 hours a day and only comes out for an hour a day and I try to be as nice to her as possible.

But for the last couple months she comes out and jumps on my balls.

According to this calculator, she's a hundred years old.

Not sure how old a cat has to be before she's entitled to jump on her owner's balls, but I'm thinking she's gotta be getting pretty close.  :unsure:

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