BiBottomBoy

When I travel I make sure I only bring my smaller dildos so the TSA guys don't feel inadequate.

I don't know. The whole waxed eyebrows thing is too feminine for me even on an obvious twink.

For me he gives off heavy bottom vibes which does nothing for me.

Wait until the teacher comes out as a homo sapien.

He's gay, but not because he uses "jazz hands." He's just a straight up gay or, as I like to call people like him a "Travolta."

What was the unpleasant poster doing over there?

Pretty hard for Osama to win given that we killed him.

They certainly shouldn't learn about Homo erectus.

A music teacher in Michigan removed the words "gay apparel" from Deck The Halls for the annual student Christmas concert because he thought the word "gay" would offend parents. http://www.towleroad.com/2011/12/michigan-school-removes-the-word-gay-from-deck-the-halls-christmas-carol-angering-facebook-users.html

Regretsy tried to do a nice thing and encourage people to donate $2 each to a Secret Santa program to help poor kids at Christmas. Tens of thousands of donations came in, but because Regretsy accidentally hit one wrong button all of the money will be sent back - except of course, for the transaction fees PayPal charged to process the donations in the first place. http://www.regretsy.com/2011/12/04/fuck-you-paypal/

I'm willing to believe that refusing to investigate reports of sexual violence is probably a bad sign.

I can't believe they flagged that. A couple years ago I was in the line behind a guy who was carrying a Koran that he'd carved swastikas into - and they didn't give him any trouble at all. Man, I was fucking terrified during that entire flight.

I'm always suspicious about what Chinese and Japanese people say their characters mean. A friend of mine got a tattoo in Japan and asked for one that said "Mighty Eagle." When he got back to the states, it was pointed out to him that it really meant "Dumb Asshole."

Care to take a lucky guess?

Not only did he refuse to investigate sex crimes if the victims were illegal immigrants, he'd actually arrest them if they claimed they were raped. http://gawker.com/5864937/americas-worst-sheriff-officially-joe-arpaios-job-title-in-light-of-botched-sex-cases

I wonder what, exactly, the criteria the TSA uses for strip searches and if, perhaps, it's just every random numbered person.

Do you have a meth lab out back?

Man, dudes who don't want to fuck pussy but do want to fuck dude ass but call themselves straight are in a weird world of denial.

California is so broke that they will do anything to bring money in the door.

Someone is feeling lucky.

OK, my best female friend is in the situation where she has missed payments and had problems with her student loans. She just turned 41. At my advice she talked to my family's financial attorney. He told her that if she can just put off getting sued by these people for the next six months (when it would be 20 years) that her entire student loan debt will be forgiven under the new Obama law. That seemed unlikely to me, so I asked a fellow family member who is also a lawyer and he looked at it and said "yep, just don't get sued during the 20 year period and your student loan will be forgiven." After that, just to make sure I asked my little brother who is a third year law student if he would ask his law professors about it. He did and they said the same thing.

It is. Check this out: http://gawker.com/5853446/obama-announcing-plan-to-help-you-pay-for-your-expensive-dumb-degree

RA1. I missed that post. What an odd thing for people to believe - particularly, because in Europe at least there is a shortage of tops and an excess of bottoms, so I can't imagine why anyone would want to encourage the tops to bottom! Don't get rid of a scarce resource!

Really? I don't understand the logic of that.

Obama signed a law two months ago that says that if you can get away with not pay all or part of your student loans for 20 years they get written off.