BiBottomBoy

The thing is you don't have to hassle relatives and shit. And, sometimes you do just have to write off a debt as uncollectable. Most people do want to pay their bills. When I have trouble collecting is during the holidays, because people overspend on other stuff and then try to push their current bills off and/or companies want to push expenses off until after Jan. 1 for budgeting reasons. The other times I have trouble is when I'm consulting for start ups and sometimes they put off payments until revenue comes in because they have cash flow problems.

Bieber is a lesbian.

He'll leave you legless!

I lived in Ecuador for a while. it's a weird place. They don't consider tops to be "gay" they only consider bottoms to be gay for some reason.

His third leg or one of his regular legs?

I've actually had MER up all day. The only reason I haven't commented much is that there didn't seem to be many other people online and (funny you mentioned debt collection) I have three clients who are way outstanding in paying their invoices and I've been trying to nudge them while they have said stuff like "but if I pay you for your work, I won't be able to buy as many Christmas presets, can't you wait until January to get paid?" and I've had to be like "Um, no, you hired me now, the work has been done, if you couldn't pay for the work until January then you shouldn't have hired me until January."

Ha!

No. I think a Bachmann is a fag hag who secretly craves Santorum.

Gawker is having a contest to come up with a new word for "fag hag" since it's demeaning to both gay men and their female friends. Anyone have any good ideas? Of the ones put up so far I like "a Bachmann" the best. "I'm going out tonight with my best Bachmann!"

I don't have an iPhone. What does Siri say if you ask her "Is Tom Cruise gay?" Can anyone try it and find out?

Exactly.

It only took America three years to get tired of crazy people.

She's an idiot.

This is why I don't use Gmail or Google +.

It's not that it's pro life it's just that the algorithm was screwed up. Apple has a long technical explanation for this but what it comes down to is that when queeried it first searches Yelp and then Wolfram Alpha and only looks at Google as a third option after going through the first two. Because the pro-life people have put their centers on Yelp as abortion providers, and most abortion providers have not, the search string automatically pops up the pro life people first. On the other hand, that only happens if you specifically ask "Where is the nearest abortion provider." If, on the other hand ask "Where is the nearest Planned Parenthood" it gives you the correct response because when it doesn't find anything on Yelp or Wolfram it defaults to Google which has the correct response. Apple is fixing this by having all non food or drink related queries start with Google and use Yelp as the secondary search string from now on.

It also seems like a fairly vagina focused school.

There's now a place you can go to learn how to fuck. http://gawker.com/5864108/brand+new-international-sex-college-has-several-troubling-aspects

Let's just hope some right wing nut doesn't replace him.

If the guy has no teeth you get a smoother skull fuck.

Booze is the secret to getting hot straight guys.

That photo is awesome but sucks up a lot of bandwidth!

I do drink, just not wine. It makes me sick very easily.

But, corked wine is used in cooking all the time and it doesn't fuck with the taste. Hell, I don't drink wine, I just cook with it and sometimes the bottle I use lasts for weeks and weeks because I don't add that much to the cooking process and it always turns out fine.

Nah, Oz is the Alpha Male here. He gets the BJs.

Photoshopped dicks are the most dangerous of all because they give young gay guys inflated expectations we can't meet...