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Hito, I hope you are allowed to visit Chelsea and gift her with a few pairs of your Come-Fuck-Me pumps. They could cum in handy and afterall .....a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger. Enter With Extreme Caution. Going in for a lick or two? I think I'd be lost in space. Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Where are the autotune machine and the back-up singer lipsynching for her? Hey, and as a nod to HITO, J-Ho wouldn't be caught dead without being in a killer pair of cum-fuck-me pumps...

More to do with being mid-20s in Paris, an illuminated, yet fog-shrouded Notre Dame and fucking and sucking a gent from Tours under the stars on the banks of the Seine. That organ brought max such a powerful memory that...............tinkle, tinkle little bladder Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

You are a bad, bad boy AS. You cost me some money. I just peed my panties, but at my age, more often than not, they are the disposable ones. Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Suggestion for the wedding cake - Bloody Vagine Topper Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

There are so many stories concerning him. Good, bad, indifferent and some truly terrible. But so many would cum off as bad, fourth-rate porn. Better told over a glass of something flavorful. Drunken bittersweet memories of an ancient bag of bones. Yours, IHOP akaFavela Dweller

A few of my favorite, "intelligent" French organs Ludovic Canot Thierry Lamasse Francois Sagat Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Me three!!! Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Who knows why see didn't wear the seatbelt? Perhaps the shoulder portion might have mussed her hairdo? The lap portion would have wrinkled her dress. She was on the rag and had cramps? She didn't think about it. In any event, she wasn't. She wouldn't have died in that tunnel in Paris, most likely. Her heart would not have been torn apart from the impact of the collision if I correctly remember the coroner's published report. Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Not as dark as the milk chocolate at Sprungli, but not as light as the white chocolate either Yours IHOP akaFavelaDweller PS. And boy oh boy, Do I have a Jones right about now for some of those creme fraiche chocolate orgasms!

He really is a detestable person. Not nice in so many ways. Just really awful. But without a doubt, and far and away, one of the two bestest, most talented, most knowledgable sex workers I have ever encountered in my life. A true sexual animal, as well as a predator, who has and will knowingly use his body to get any and all that he can. If anyone here is fortunate or unfortunate enough to have an encounter him, approach with more than a modicum of trepidation and get ready for the ride of your life. Yours, IHOP aka FavelaDweller

Diana's bodyguard was in the front seat and wearing his seatbelt. He lived. Diana was not wearing her seatbelt in the usually safer rear seat, She died. Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

And for you, dearie. an incredible life, without fleas and ticks

Now there are two Portuguese-speakers living in the White House. E para voce, querida, uma vida incrivel, sem carapatos e pulgas.

After David arrived back home to Rio de Janeiro, did they have a "hide the linguica" party? To be a bit more serious, and not knowing all of the ins and outs, would not it be simpler for Laura Poitras in Berlin to pass the info/pen drives via an acquaintance on Berlin to someone else in Rio de Janeiro or Sao Paulo or Campinas who could then resend to Gleen Greenwald in Rio de Janeiro, than having a mule, or an incredible hot Brasilian mule like David Miranda flying all over the world. Wouldn't DHL/DeutchePost or SwissPost via Switzerland be a bit easier. Or maybe David could have just been a decoy to begin with? Yours IHOP akaFavelaDweller

I don't get the disaapointment, it could grow to a healthy 6 1/2"or 7" and much more important is if he knows how to use it and can reach one's magic prostate. And on the chowing down front, like ny Daddy always said, more than a mouthful is wasted, You know, sometimes it is just nicer to have them sit on your face, non? Yours IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Inquiring Minds Want To Know(and much more important than comparisons between Putin and Cameron as to the crushing of civil liberties - prompted by Barry O'Bama's, by the way?) In the bedroom, who is the top and who is the bottom, who is the ass-smacker and who is the ass-smackee, do they call each other puto or the feminine form puta. And most important of all, especially for HITO, in the budoir does Glenn get all femmy and slip on his come-fuck-me pumps to grab the attention and ministrations of David, his Brasilieiro studmuffin? Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Speedy Gonzalez akaAdamSmith beat ya'to it by about seven hours. Come on now, get posting a bit faster, kiddo! Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

No way. No how. Puh-leaze. Couldn't the Post come up with someting similar to "dickless man in bottomless t-room?" or on the order of that? Much, much too complicated with the car chash in the Alma tunnel. Messy. Messy. Messy. And if I remember correctly, and she had been wearing her seatbelt, and the angle of the collision had been just a bit less, she would have survived. Too easy, simple and clean to do an umbrella job like on Georgi Markov while she was on Dodi's yacht with an ex-SAS diver-for-pay, or one night with a drug which would induce a heart attack or fatal stroke while with her Pakistani heart surgeon, or a drowning death such as with the Australian PM. Easier, less mess, less to hide. Now if Bill had only gotten that blue dress from the clutches of Monica there would have been no mess at all. DENIABILITY. Yours, IHOP AkaFavelaDweller

Not hardly. Yours IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Msclelovr, Um, if you really do want the best, and if you are willing to pay for it, he will take your body to heaven, and send your mind south, he'll spoil you so bad, you'll hate every other guy you will ever touch, he'll put his mouth on your mouth, and his tongue on wherever you want it, he'll indulge your every fantasy, and then give you those fantasies one by one. All for you. Just for you. Has been for the past month. Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Thank God this wasn't what I think it was. If it was in the Porn forum I would have thought it was muscular leather guys carrying around their young slaves during the Folsom Street Fair up to their elbows in their asses right on the street. Pleasure? Pain? I should get my mind out of the gutter. Dirty Old Man that I am. Or maybe it is a good thing that keeps me thinking younger? Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

You joking?

Here are three more of the 4th Jonas Brother - The Forgotten Sexy Gay Brasilian One. Kind of like the Andrews sisters, everyone knew about Patty, Maxine and LaVerne, but who ever heard of the 4th suster, Grazielli. Well, besides Joe, Kevin and Nick, here is Thiago. Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller