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Treviso as well as the northeast of Italy, Slovenia as well as parts of Japan are way past the point that Germany is concerned with. Maybe it's a good thing there are so many illegal Haitians, Salvadorans, Mexicans, etc., etc. etc, as well as over three million Brasilianson the US of A contributing to SSI and getting nothing back. BUT DON"T TELL THE REPUBS. They think they are the only ones who belong. Kind of like the Catholics and Heaven. Yours IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Oy. Mishigas or really meshugganah? So tell me already. Is he a transvestite, transexual, transitioning or just a boy in girl's clothes? And hew everyone. WHAT OUT FOR THIS NINA! Hormones or Whore Moans. Stay away. Far, far away. Yours, IHOP akaFavela Dweller

I am so stupid. Lame.Dense. I thought this was a thread concerning German cooks. I was hoping for a killer sauerbraten recipe. Like my Berliner ex-MIL would make. Yours IHOP akaFavelaDweller

The thread of the Dollar vs. Real brought back some memories. Good thoughts. Some sweet. Others bittersweet. Maybe even in milk chocolate with some fresh cream? Decades ago, I can remember when Opie came into town like gangbusters from Baltimore. Almost immediately, hellzapoppin' took over the Windy City with her bad clothes and oh-so-bad Afro. Conspicuous consumption, eating up a storm and partyin' with the Baton "girls!" As a joke, when something seemed nigh impossible, my response would always be a "when Oprah turns white. Which was so, so very terrible and oh so, so, so very racist. An ex-employee and a coke whore always would be saying "I won't hold my breath" which I began using instead as well. My response to the possibility of the 2.50 mark got me to remembering that expression. I still use it down here, but it just doesn't translate. "I won't hold my breath" just doesn't mean anything here as "nao vou prender minha respiracao." Ditto with Brasilians saying "se Deus quisir" which we translate as ""God-willing" and on the contrary, "God-willing" which here is translated almost directly from the Arabic ""inshallah" as "oxala" My favorite "I won't hold my breath" is used here with the expression "vou esperar sentado/deitado" as "I am going to wait seated or lying down." I just doesn't have the same ring to it here. However, things definitely can change. And after what happened last week, when a woman worth over TWO BILLION DOLLARS was not permitted to buy a $38,000US purse in Zurich Switzerland, gentlemen, I think I can definitely state "OPRAH HAS TURNED WHITE! My next thought was what DID Opie buy for herself to salve her hurt feelings? A chalet next to the Suvretta House in San Moritz owned previously by a Niarchos? Maybe Liz and Dick's old place in Gstaad? Had to be something ginormous to make up for that alligator purse that the sales woman thought that she couldn't afford. Then it came to me. She marched herself over to Sprungli on the Paradeplatz and salved her hurt feelings with a 2 kilo ballotin of Truffes Du Jour. Simple, quick and the sugar and chocolate rushes most likely had a calming effect. Yours IHOP akaFavelaDweller

This month, on my way to Chicago, I'll be making a detour towards Louisville, methinks. Yours IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Se Deus Quisir = God-Willing. Yours IHOP akaFavelaDweller PS Boys too + Sauna Entries

AM I seeing a weave in this shot?

I'd say "OY VAY IZ MIR" but IZMIR is in Turkey which is defitnitely location on both the European and Asian continents, the only plates I'm interested in are at a nice Swedish smorgasbord and this whole confusing plate thingy make me more than a bit "FARBLUNGET

Well, there is a teeny, tiny, itsy, bitsy one in the top photo, center facing left. Favela do Buraco, Slum of The Hole, Not sure whose hole this was unLucky enough to be named after... Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

IHOP = The handle that someone, not sure if that person has left, come back, fled, returned, maybe lurking unluckily, awarded me in one thread. IHOP = yech However, if anyone is down and cares for some buttermilk pancakes with pure maple Vermont syrup that I schlepped from the US of A, you're more than welcome to stop in for brunch. IHOP = DO NOT Original Pancake House or Walker Bros.(pictured in the film, Ordianry People) = DO try the Dutch Baby of Apple Pancake. You will be blown away, well not in that sense, buy it will be a Lucky find.

I'm so, so unLucky to be stuck in such a terrible spot. Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Disagree completely. Not Hilarious. Fucking Hilarious. Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Well, in this corner of the world, we are already doing the fucking, sucking and rimming. However, it is a bit hot and humid to be bedecked in leather attire. As to the awesome Hand jobs, aren't my luxe lips and talented tongue enough? Epecially the manner in which they are able to pay such fine attention to his scrotal and taintal regions? For my nascent marriage, I think it is more important to first divorce my wife and then figure out which heels I'll be able to samba and forro all night long. TotallyOZ has already promised to be my Maid of Honor as well as rape each and every groomsman. Yours, IHOP akaFavelaDweller

Being a People Mag bio, it took me a bit of looking-around, but they got a something wrong, of course. Per JUF News, her family spoke LADINO at home, think Spanish-Yiddish. Somehow I knew this? To experience a bit of the language, rent the film Every Time We Say Goodbye. Yours, IHOP aka FavelaDweller

My second favorite things to eat.... Um, maybe third...... Err, the fifth...... Oh, hell in a handbasket. One of the top seventy-seven things I enjoy inserting into my mouth. After all, there are so many wonderful flavors of Haggen-Dazs.

...and to keep him where you want him! Yours, IHOP aka FavelaDweller

NO. She add Steve Lawrence. I saw them decades ago in Vegas, when Vegas was still Vegas. I have to give my cousin a call today. She was given friends with them. So sad. Yours, IHOP aka Favela Dweller

Well, the missing mysterious fourth brother, is really quite missing now. He has semi-moved in with me, about half the nights each week. He is keeping me quite happy and quite occupied and quite satisfied. I thought I was getting to old and past my prime to be having superior-quality relations at 2AM. I thought that was only decades ago during my very wild and crazy daze. Yours IHOP aka FavelaDweller

I can only attest to the one time that we were together at Meio Mundo. He had a tough time staying between "the lines"as it were. But when he got back to where he was supposed to be, his brushstrokes were long, firm, steady and might I add, quite forceful. Yours, IHOP aka FavelaDweller

The first from thirty years ago was a monster until he had that first toke. Or rather the first few tokes. And the second was just your average stoner. A Carioca here in Rio. He was working before when I met him as a cater-waiter and prep chef. Very decent money for Rio de Janeiro. He is now living in a very bad apartment in back of Central do Brasil, one sem-permanent boyfriend who pays him rent and now he sells his ass on the street for money to buy grass and just a bit of food. It is like a real life version of Reefer Madness than happened to him. Quite a descent in three years time.

I don't know what you want to call it, But over the years I have had two(short term) boyfriends who were addicted(my words) to weed. They had to have a smoke before they started their day. And they do have a change in personality from before smoking and after.

Whether Marriott, Starwood or Hyatt, there are tons of gays employed in all parts of this industry. Just part of the fabric of the industry. Now Chik-Fil-A is a whole other mess.

I haven't been to Porcao on the Aterro in about 6 years. The last time, we went for lunch on the day before Easter. The views are incredible of Niteroi and the rolling hills to the south, across the bay. It is expensive, but most everything is great. Having the ostrich was special. Try to grab some as it comes out of the kitchen. Because as it spends time away from the oven, the meat gets a bit tougher as time goes on. I really hate going there as I just can't stop wanting to taste everything. Don't bother with the creme of papaya or manga for dessert. I prefer to just make for myself a little plate of fruits, nuts and cheeses to nibble from over coffee or a last glass of wine.

To TotallyOz, I had a great time on the tour with you. You never uttered anything like that. Honestly. All you said was that you were tired and that it was time to grab a taxi to Meio Mundo. The rest of the tour was done by taxi. Fortunately, the restored public urinals were closed that day so you didn't miss any get on your knees and get them dirty action. Ditto on the restored Hanging Gardens. Next time we can take the soon-to-open teleferico/cable-car about to the top of the Morro de Providencia favela from in back of Central. We'll have incredible views of the entire downtown and harbor areas. An offer one other on this site was unlucky enough not to accept. Yours, IHOP aka FavelaDweller

Mr. Smith, You be careful with those words. You might be unlucky calling someone a HomoInUm, besides fag, queer, cocksucker and fudgepacker. Yours, Mr. IHOP, aka FavelaDweller