Suckrates

Grandma wishes EVERYONE a Happy upcoming Easter, and reminds you all to always Treat the Eggs in his "Basket" with Great Care !

Open ANYONES closet, and you are bound to find a skeleton or 2 in it !

From One Old Fart to Another.......Happy Birthday, xoxoxox Grandma I Tried to find a Boy to cum over and Feed you Cake, but they were ALL busy getting ready for some upcoming Gay event in Palm springs !

I prefer keeping my "servers" Local.....

But sometimes you dont want to/ or cant travel around the world to get it, you want it in your own backyard ! So When's the Boy-B-Q ???

The World is coming to an End....It's so hard to find a piece of Ass...

I never do the pickin unless I see their "dickin".....

You're so lucky, you can wear those flowy gauzy caftans and strappy sandals and dine al fresco... BITCH !

Well, it may be cold outside tarte, but you can think spring inside. It's like everything else, all in your perspective. I am wearing my damn pastels and open toe sandals... no matter what !

It's just in our DNA,

That's the Spirit...

Take off those parkas and boots, and put on your flip-flops and shorts. It's Spring, and time for a fling....Let's enjoy the rebirth of all things Beautiful. SPRING !

Jim Carey pays tribute to White House mouthpiece and master liar Sarah Fuckabee Sanders.... with his uncanny portrait.

WAKE UP America