Suckrates

spoken like a true bottom...... stand in line hon, most of us are looking for a BIG ONE and cant even find it for FREE . Hope you are wearing comfy Shoes ?

Meet GAY MAN GROUP !

Whew..... For a moment, without my glasses on, all I saw was a blurry "Farewell Readers", and Adam smith.... My heart was racing with excitement as I thought, "could it be, could it Really be" ???? That crazy perverted Bitch is leaving the Boytoy realm ???? I immediately started to think about HOW I would redecorate her vacant Avatar spot, and what I would wear to assume the position of TOP (not in that sense) pussy Here ! But then as my glasses settled on my face I saw it, Alan Rusbridger...... Who the fuck is THAT ????? and WHO cares if he is leaving the Guardian ??? I didnt even know he Worked for that condom company anyway. Well Adam, welcome back ! I'll take down the gold lame' curtains from your avatar real soon.....

Ain't It ???

Happily for me, a trip to Mars isn't on my "Bucket List".....

Introducing MISS SWITZERLAND......

thank you for your kind assessment Missy.....

Do My Pits Look "Twinkish" ??? (Feel Free to Taste Test)

More "frosting" lookin.....What it actually boils down to is that Adam smith "is Full of SHIT", and Piss, and a bagful of Farts...Everything else he posts is just a smokescreen, and I doubt even HE knows what he is actually talking about ! I think its the Chardonay, or the Hennessey, or just maybe its a big ole "doobie" ????? Grandma is nothing like Adam.... I have style, I have grace, and always have a smile when I put someone in their place.... Yes, i do post what I like, but do take into consideration, especially on THIS site, since its soooooo fucking specific, what the viewers want to see.... If you go "over there" and look at my gallery posts, you will NEVER see a twink from me on those pages.... In fact, as for myself, twinks were NEVER in my repertoire of choice before BOYTOY, and I discovered those fresh "chickens" have HUGE gobblers...... So now, if it stretches my mouth, I dont give a flying fuck how many rings there are around his cock... (that's an age reference) Saying that me and Mr Smith are alike is....

Speaking for myself, hard to swallow is an understatement. And that coming from a person that can deep=throat a 12x8 dick with nary a flinch. But Adams stuff, I not only GAG, but often regurgitate, and thats only after I've spent a hot minute trying to figure out what the fuck he was saying. So lookin, I always appreciate that you try to spread "frosting" on every stale biscuit here, but Adams stuff being the reason we all show up crosses the Line.... I show up to find a good feud, learn what all you guys are throwing your money away on, and throw shade at Daddy ! Oh yeah, and to bask in the lushness of Axioms accolades ........ Thank you all for Having me !

I can't watch it now. I am on the phone with the Chinese "take-a-way"........ You know how Grandma loves her Candlelit Suppers ?

Oh Lordy, who knew this story was in Volumes ?

I feel like eatting "Chinese" !

Zzzzzzz, wake me when it's OVA !!!!

Fuck, is everyone here turning into Adam ? Now what the hell am I gonna do with all that information ? I dont remember it ever coming up over dinner !

Kim Kardashian releases her FIRST "unretouched" photo !!!! (NO surprise Here )

At least How Grandma Imagines it !

SON SWAP DAY......

then the "Sparkle" would be gone !

Make Sure to KISS those Military guys !

I think he was inviting "clients" to help him celebrate his B-day ?