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hito,, wake up, the goal here is to get you out of your comfort zone. Knit a sweater ? Have you lost your mind ? Maybe we can knit a cock-cozy ? And finger food? YOU will be the finger food. I bet you have a Very sensitive Clit ? And the trip will include a visit to my Shoe vault .

That's OK JK.... Pussy on my birthday is not something I had hoped for !. But the thought was quite Generous. thank you

A future contestant on "So You Think You Can Dance" ?

Hito, you really NEED to make a trip to NYC and hangout with me. We can have a girls weekend, go to the strip clubs and stuff dollars bills down the hot boys G-strings and grope their cocks. then ill take you to the glory holes, so bring Maybelline Color stay Lipstick (smeared lipstick is so tacky). And then we can have night caps at a nice diner, and cruise all the leftover boys from the clubs who re looking for last minute pickups..... Girl, THAT's Sex in the City. !

don't you mean "HARLOT"

Thank you to EVERYONE that posted ( and a special Thanks to hito for starting the thread) . I never knew that Anyone paid any attention to profile Birthdays. I know I don't.... I go straight to the cock size..... But while we are talking birthdays, I think the following would make a LOVELY birthday gift ! (A little of THIS, and a little of THAT, huh?)

I dream of my deceased partner ALL the time, still after 13 years, and he is always well and healthy in my dreams.

Hito, I doubt you would ever wear pink tights with neon yellow pumps ? Much too edgy for you !

Yes, alot of people like his PUSSY ! I'll take his BF, who is sporting an impressive basket if you didnt notice !

Yes so humble. A perfectly coiffed and made-up, shirtless pic. Notice he has NO dirt on him. Sorry hito, he's STILL a Douche !

Well a group usually is formed one person at a time. Gotta start somewhere. But NO, I dont wanna be stiing in that room for hours waiting on ya'll !

Or at least have given them a Blow job thru a glory hole !

Hey, did you guys know this site has a CHAT ROOM? But whenever I log onto it, I am the ONLY person there.... Wouldnt it be fun if we actually chatted, instead of typed ?

So its True, Hollwood folk are just like me and you ? Knew it ! And YES, I most heartily AGREE, there is way too much Hollywood sex talk and useless gossip on THIS site :frantics:

Who needs Poppers when you can just FART ? Fart loud and proud, and NOT into a pair of Fart stffling panties......

Well I always say, half way is better than No way ! (an with a little extra effort on YOUR part, you'll get that thing ALL the way in)

Its always good to GO DEEPER.

I'll just settle for a slice of apple crumb pie, or a ramekin of Apple Brown Betty with fresh whipped cream. Never was much of a drinker.

Well we've seen it happen too many times: beautiful, Young boys become Ugly Old men...... But they will still have their voices...... Maybe ?

It's cute, but I certainly have ENUF dust collectors......

He may have had a "Full House", but his basket is Empty !

"Do you think it's TOO much ?" Maybe it can use a necklace ?

Cue hito - "I want a family like That ! "

"WORK BITCH"

Too much sugar in that addictive "seasonal" beverage. I'll opt for my good ole Cranberry juice, which is good for the urinary tract as well !