Stable Genius

Oh my God, is the spider ok, does it have a GoFundMe for vets fees?

Trump says he'll protect any ship attempting to transit the Strait. "Trust me." Ship owners are smarter than American voters.

For the record, TACO is simultaneously claiming that .... - he has won the war (in the first hour) - is currently winning the war - needs help to win the war - and needs no help to win the war - all to destroy the nuclear program he destroyed last year. - the strait was open - the strait is blockaded - we don't need the strait, others do - we will guide others through the strait ** This is all market manipulation **

“We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’ And I’ll say, ‘No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!’”

Wait until they close their airspace and we have nowhere to send our injured soldiers once Hegseth starts a ground war. U.S. to Withdraw 5,000 Troops From Germany, Pentagon Says Officials announced the decision after President Trump expressed annoyance with the German chancellor’s remarks about the Iran war.

Translated: "The facial expressions and body language of those affected following an alleged assassination attempt. The shock runs deep."

MAGA upset? Trump always plays YMCA and does hand job motions.

To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala’s top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East. Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace,” Stephen Miller, 1 November 2024

KASH PATEL GOT ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC URINATION AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING The FBI director was arrested twice in his youth for alcohol-related incidents that he said were “not representative of my usual conduct.” FBI Director Kash Patel during a Senate Intelligence Committee hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington on March 18, 2026. Photo: Graeme Sloan/Bloomberg via Getty Images FBI DIRECTOR KASH Patel was twice arrested in incidents involving alcohol, once for public intoxication and once for public urination after leaving a bar, he admitted in a 2005 letter about disclosures on his Florida Bar application. The letter obtained by The Intercept was part of Patel’s personnel file at the Miami-Dade Public Defender’s Office, where he once worked. The document, written “per instructions of my employer,” describes incidents of alcohol-related indiscretions not uncommon for those in their teens and twenties. Two decades later, as Patel pushes back against allegations that drinking is impairing his leadership of the nation’s top law enforcement agency, these arrests show how Patel’s alcohol use has been subjected to scrutiny before in his professional life.

"As scrutiny mounts on Donald Trump's handpicked FBI director, Kash Patel, some people have started calling him — not me — J. Edgar Boozer," ~Chris Hayes~

Howard Lutnick Admits Under Oath That He’s Only Sold One Trump ‘Gold Card’ Visa for $1M — After Claiming On a Podcast He’d Sold 1,000 of Them. https://www.mediaite.com/politics/howard-lutnick-admits-under-oath-that-hes-only-sold-one-trump-gold-card-visa-for-1m-after-claiming-on-a-podcast-hed-sold-1000-of-them/

Very highly respected Army Chief of Staff, General Randy George was fired by Kegsbreath today. Now John Phelan appears to have been dismissed by Whiskey Pete in addition to many other top military leaders, each of which was much more capable than the Fox News host, Hegseth, and his incompetent cronies. Today, reporting by respected media outlets like The Washington Post stated that the Pentagon told Congress mine clearing operations in the Strait of Hormuz would take at least six months and could not begin until hostilities ceased. That view of mine clearing contradicts Trump's numerous false statements about the US currently clearing mines in the Strait. Perhaps Secretary Phelan was let go because he told the truth about mine clearing instead of sticking to the false Trump administration narrative. If mines cannot be cleared for at least six months, then the shortages of essential commodities for the global economy will almost certainlycause a demand destruction recession for the global economy and disaster for Trump and the Republicans in the mid-term elections.

Trump Media Says Goodbye to CEO Devin Nunes After Taking $712M Net Loss https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-media-says-goodbye-to-ceo-devin-nunes-after-taking-712m-net-loss/

It’s pretty impressive that one guy can destroy the global economy. I’m not really sure this is what most people would count as winning. But it’s quite an accomplishment.