Stable Genius

His rock star lifestyle is coming to an end. No more private jet. No more lunch in Milan. No more private hunting dude ranch. Just the dust bin of history. Googly Eyed Ka$h Petal next to Krusty Gnome and Peg Bundi. Scoot over for Whiskey Pete. The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences. https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/

Look what Whiskey Pete Kegsbreath is serving our troops: https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/families-share-pics-of-paltry-meals-from-soldiers-aboard-us-warships/

As someone famously said: "You're gambling with the lives of millions of people. You're gambling with World War Three. You're right now not in a very good position, you don't have the cards, you start having problems right now." Now, who was that?

He's not healing that man -- he's taking away his healthcare insurance.

And the people bowed and prayed To the neon god they made.

Can we please fast-forward to the crucifixion...?

Meanwhile, Trump attended a wrestling event. At least he has his priorities straight.

Not only does Iran have the cards, but they hold a strait.

Number of the Convict's negotiators who are professionals: zero Number of Iran's negotiators who are professional: all Number of the Convict's negotiators who can speak Farsi: zero Number of Iran's negotiators who can speak English: all. Number of years of relevant experience on the Convict's side: 5? Number of years of relevant experience of Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi and Parliament Speaker Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf alone: at least 60.

The email Melania sent to "G" is anything but a polite note between mere acquaintances. And "sweet pea" knows way more than she's willing to admit. Nobody should believe anything almost anyone named Trump (exception: Mary Trump) says, even if they acquired the name via marriage. I suppose we might be grateful to "sweet pea" for putting the Trump-Epstein story back on the front pages. Which is probably the only thing we can be grateful to her for, since she's the most useless first lady in modern American history. And, by the way, perhaps she should have practiced this "speech" beforehand with someone who could have told her how to pronounce some of the words she read. "Trivial" sounded like "tribal," and various other words were similarly mangled. Write a speech with words she recognized. She's aged 10 years in a week.

The U.S. sent The Three Stooges (Kushner, Witkoff and Vance) to face off against Iran’s brightest and most experienced negotiators. The outcome should come as a surprise to no one.

Weren’t these people all his supporters like last week ? It seems like starting an illegal war and fucking up the global economy was their cut off point - who knew?