Stable Genius

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/15/politics/brian-christine-vaccine-skepticism-history A penis enlargement Doctor from Louisiana is in charge of our Hantavirus response. You really can't make this up. We are doomed.

Which one of tRump's new aides is he banging? At least they don't have the Magat Largo look yet. https://www.irishstar.com/news/politics/donald-trump-china-female-aides-37157510

Could someone tell me where the humor is in this post? Or decency. https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116561464935833982

"I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation. I don’t think about anybody,” said Trump today. Breaking news: The convicted felon finally tells the truth

"Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly —not skilled!" Donald J. Trump, Nov 10th 2013

The cage match is on for tickets to Trump’s UFC fight at the White House Some 4,000-plus spectators who are lucky enough, cunning enough or rich enough will score a seat to the fight on the South Lawn next month. As something of a professional Republican, April Melton has attended her fair share of ho-hum events in the nation’s capital. But there’s one coming up that the chair of the Black Hawk County, Iowa, GOP is dying to see up close: an Ultimate Fighting Championship extravaganza on the South Lawn of the White House next month.

Only a loser and a failure would attack a country and then negotiate a settlement that was far worse than the one that was already in place. Trump humiliates himself yet again.

https://www.theatlantic.com/national-security/2026/05/iran-war-trump-deal/687100/ Trump Is ‘Bored’ With the War He Started He wants out, but Iran could likely keep going for months.

Credit to Jimmy Kimmel for title.

Kashyap Patel ordered polygraphs of more than two dozen members of his team, sources say. He shipped out over 1,000 agents from FBI headquarters to offices around the country. He fired the agents who tracked Iranian sleeper cells in the U.S. His paranoia is going to get Americans killed. That should be blamed directly on Trump for hiring him, and not firing him, when the alarm bells and whistles went off. Patel follows social media instead of doing his job. We don't need a paranoid conspiracy theorist running the F.B.I. With the escalation in Hormuz we are in more danger than ever. Bug Eyes can't seem to see past his nose.

Ka$h's private label. Should we get one for EmmettKlown and Fucknaway?

Oh my God, is the spider ok, does it have a GoFundMe for vets fees?

Trump says he'll protect any ship attempting to transit the Strait. "Trust me." Ship owners are smarter than American voters.

For the record, TACO is simultaneously claiming that .... - he has won the war (in the first hour) - is currently winning the war - needs help to win the war - and needs no help to win the war - all to destroy the nuclear program he destroyed last year. - the strait was open - the strait is blockaded - we don't need the strait, others do - we will guide others through the strait ** This is all market manipulation **

“We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’ And I’ll say, ‘No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!’”

Wait until they close their airspace and we have nowhere to send our injured soldiers once Hegseth starts a ground war. U.S. to Withdraw 5,000 Troops From Germany, Pentagon Says Officials announced the decision after President Trump expressed annoyance with the German chancellor’s remarks about the Iran war.

Translated: "The facial expressions and body language of those affected following an alleged assassination attempt. The shock runs deep."