Stable Genius

First VP candidate in history to gain a net negative approval rating immediately after the convention.

I predict JD will be gone within 2 weeks. Either Trump will fire him or he will make up some bullshit excuse (under duress).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13677065/Donald-Trumps-doctor-releases-update-shooting-recovery-responds-FBI-asking-really-hit-bullet.html

TRUMP picking Vance for VP will overshadow McCain's Palin selection as one of the greatest political miscalculations of the past century, On the bright side -- at least he'll have someone to blame when he loses.

Now tRump won't debate Harris????

https://www.thedailybeast.com/matt-gaetzs-new-rnc-look-becomes-center-of-jokes-and-botox-rumors

Yes, I have seen him. He looks like half the providers on Rentmen, bearded and unattractive.

I had to look up the couch story: According to a now-deleted tweet as well as several other tweets, in his 2016 memoir Hillbilly Elegy, Vance admitted to fucking an inside-out latex glove that had been placed between two couch cushions. While the original deleted tweet played it for laughs, describing him as potentially the first VP pick to have admitted to such an act, others seem genuinely concerned by it, questioning whether the confession invalidates his commitment to family values.

I was wondering the same thing as the Buyer's Remorse cartoon. Will tRump return JD?

Stephen Colbert to Trump: ‘If you want to steal Biden’s thunder, all you have to do is drop out’

Senator Kelly checks all the boxes for me. Border state, swing state, Navy fighter pilot, astronaut, gun control, center right, appeals to independents and moderate Republicans, same age as Harris. (And why of why do I think the Rethuglicans will try to swift boat him...)

Hang Project2025 around tRump and Vance necks like a dead chicken on a killer dog. https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/07/24/congress/christopher-wray-rejects-project-2025-reforms-fbi-00170888

"God wanted Donald Trump to live so he could lose to a Black woman" ~ bumper sticker I saw ~