Stable Genius

Day 1: "We won! Woohoo!! Suck it women, liberals and Democrats! No more abortion! Praise Jesus and Trump!! Celebrations across Conservative America! Praise Liberty and Freedom (for us only)!" Day 2, once the celebrations and thrill of winning died down: "... oh no... We won! What do we do now?? Our supporters are starting to pass near-total/total abortions bans! This is killing us on the polls!!! BLEEP! 😱" Day 3, damage control: "From the very beginning we've stood by a woman's right to choose. Unlike those evil Democrats, we strongly support abortion rights. Yeah. That sounds about right. I'm sure they'll buy it! Good job us!!"

For a guy who claims to be innocent he sure doesn't seem so based on his actions. Anyone genuinely believing their innocence would welcome a trial for vindication. After all, the facts speak for themselves, and a jury approved by the defense and prosecution should render a fair and unbiased opinion. Bring on 4/15 and the popcorn.

I can't believe Donald Trump would ever be involved in a Pump & Dump stock scheme. So unlike him. Trumps stock is goin down faster than Melanie on a MaraLogo pool boy.

Chef Jose Andres says Israel's assault on Gaza is no longer a war on terrorism but a war on humanity. Using starvation as a tool of warfare is one of the worst crimes a country can commit.

This is just theatre now. Bibi pushes the envelope. Biden sends a sharper warning. Rinse. Lather. Repeat. Civilians keep dying. With our tax money.

The successful merger and stock price landed the former president on Bloomberg’s list of the 500 richest people in the world, Bloomberg reported Monday. The media organization estimated Trump’s worth to be $6.4 billion." This huge multi-billion dollar windfall couldn't happen to a nicer or more deserving person. After all the persecution and attacks on him and his family, it's great to see something like this happen to them. It's sad that a crooked judicial system is being used against President Trump and his wonderful family. This will also ensure that DJT will have the best lawyers in the world, and be able to pay off all current and future biased jury awards. And he will still have a billion or two left over for the campaign. There are so many ways to build wealth in America. This kind of deal is an example. No one can turn lemons into lemonade better than Donald Trump. He will indeed Make America Great Again once he returns to the White House. ONLY TRUMP ! Trump 2024! Reminder: A fool and his money are soon parted.

"Even if we were not in coordination with the (Israeli army), no democratic country and no military can be targeting civilians and humanitarians," José Andrés, World Central Kitchen

Anyone else find it unseemly that a billionaire former and maybe future POTUS has to go to a payday loan shark to get cash? Anyone?? Delicious irony. https://www.ft.com/content/beaae328-ad84-48f8-8d2c-216a0a291498

Shutting down ALL aid. That is their goal. Shutting down ALL reporting. That is their goal. Shutting down ALL resistance. That is their goal. Shutting down ALL life. That is their goal. Stealing everything. That is their goal. Sorry, Israel. Face facts. Net N. Yahoo doesn't want the hostages back. That would end his pretext.

Donald Trump May Fire Legal Team in 'Desperate' Bid To Delay Trial—Attorney https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-may-fire-legal-team-delay-trial-attorney-1885484

So...how do we know trump was in charge of the insurrection attempt? Because it failed.

Soon he'll be peddling toilet paper made of DJT stock certificates.

Another great WH balcony moment.

Drumpf, the ugly Elmer Gantry .

Trump, the bible salesman ??? “This is an awful man, waving a book he hasn’t read, in front of a church he doesn’t attend, invoking laws he doesn’t understand, against fellow Americans he sees as enemies, wielding a military he dodged serving, to protect power he gained via accepting foreign interference, exploiting fear and anger he loves to stoke, after failing to address a pandemic he was warned about, and building it all on abed of constant lies and childish inanity.” - Robert Hendrickson Rector, St. Phillips in the Hills Episcopal Church

Why would Smellvis buy NBC/MSNBC, they've been banned from covering Republican Convention for firing McDaniel. Wait, GOP fired Ronna Romney McDaniel first!