I went to Berlin for a bit over a week in 2024 and noticed there hasn’t been many updates on what is arguably the wildest gay destination in the world. I was there for pride week so everywhere was markedly busier than normal.

Went to Lab.oratory for naked Sunday. This was my first visit.

Lined up about 3.40 and there were about 30 in front of me. Line quickly built up and they opened on the dot of 4. Pay, Strip, put your stuff in a bag provided and get a numbered wristband. The bands are numbered sequentially, I think I saw No. 282 that afternoon, so there were at least that many there. Awesome venue, two bars, lots of different play areas, no private areas so be ready to perform for a crowd;) The crowd was very mixed, mainly 30-40 with a few either side. Lots of group action, almost all raw. Plenty of lube and condoms everywhere. Entry closes at 6, so peak crowd is then. Smoking allowed everywhere (like all of Germany). I had a lot of fun, played with a few guys in different parts of the venue. It was an absolute fuck feet, but it felt like a safe and respectful event at the same time. Highlights included playing with a muscular black guy who had the most beautiful ass I’ve had in a long time, it was like velvet. Watching a young Asian twink fuck like a rabbit for hours - every time I saw him he was topping someone else. Amazing stamina!

Hadnt had my fill so I went back again for naked Thursday. Bigger crowd than Sunday and somehow even more crazy. Guys were fucking literally everywhere, even getting served at the bar. Speaking of the bar, all the barmen are also naked, and hot.
Lab was definitely a bucket list item for me. It is definitely close the best hardcore venue in the world. The concrete industrial setting, red lighting and music sets the scene, the guys fill it with sex. 
As good as it was, I don’t think I’ll be back for a while. Not sure if constant exposure to this level of hedonism and debauchery is healthy. Still recommend everyone goes at least once;)

 

I stayed for a few days at Axel Hotel. My experience there wasn’t as crazy as stories I have read, but it was still worth mentioning. The hotel and room itself is pretty good, room is a good size, modern and clean. Staff were friendly and the location was was near many of the gay bars and attractions.

The gym, spa and sauna are on the top floor, with the spa being open air. This is where the action happened when I was there. Late afternoon the spa was filled with horny guys, playing under the water, graduating to sitting on the edge of the spa getting blown. Plenty of action in the small steam room too. It’s a great way to meet fellow visitors before you even leave your hotel.

Is there an age limit, or can horny old guys also enter?

I'd love to go in, just to watch the action.

I've talked about this place here a couple of times, I did more watching, I like brown skin a little more , Thai, S. American type guys and was very white there...a few of my types but were more bottom than me!

But an amazing scene.... as well as the horse fare at the Kit Kat Club...did you go there?

 

5 minutes ago, a-447 said:

Is there an age limit, or can horny old guys also enter?

I'd love to go in, just to watch the action.

I was told there is a studio 54 type "standard" that the door man will not allow people in that don't fit their image, not sure how true it is 🤷‍♂️

I didn’t notice anyone get turned away. The Berghain (which is in the same building) is well known for its strict but murky door policy.

For the crowd, it was very mixed, I saw guys in their sixties there. The vast majority were in good shape, but there were lots of different shapes, skinny, twinks, bears, daddies, the whole spectrum. All would have their admirers. 

I did go to the Kit Kat Club Revolver Party. It’s a men only naked night they hold once a month.  It had a much different crowd and vibe, a bit younger with more visitors from around Europe and the world. 
 

it started pretty slowly, with DJs playing on two separate dance floors. As the night got later, things got hotter. There are beds, swings, dark corners, balconies, even a pool.

i had a great time here, at one stage I ended up with a sexy Kiwi guy sucking and playing with my feet. That was actually the 2nd time in my life I’d tried that - the first was about two days before with a local Berliner. 
 

I really liked the vibe and music. I talked to a lot more people here. Still got action,  it not as much as Lab. 

Great review of LAB, @Gottago! Your review of Revolver/Kit Kat contains incorrect information.  I’ll just add some minor points/edits:

LAB:  There are different theme parties on different days here. Although some parties have a strict dress code (eg, naked, rubber, etc), LAB is very inclusive.  You can check their website to see the schedule. The biggest party is held on the first Friday of every month. It is a dream if you’re a voyeur like @floridarob. Wear as little as possible and you will fit in.

KIT KAT: The nighttime gay parties at this club are mostly—but not exclusively—frequented by a younger (ie, under 45) crowd, although everyone is welcome… as long as you are wearing something fetish and not streetwear.  There are three dance floors in Kit Kat:  two on the main floor and one downstairs.  The crowd at the horse fair parties (held here on a Saturday afternoon/evening once every couple of months) isn’t as young.  

REVOLVER:  The Revolver party is not a naked party. Fetish wear (or shorts and no shirt) is the standard.  The Revolver Pride party used to be held Kit Kat but in the last one or two years the Revolver Pride party has been held at Club Ost, which doesn’t have as much personality as Kit Kat. But the play areas at Club Ost still have tons of action.  

BOILER: Many praise this as the best non-GP/MB sauna in the world. Wide mix of ages and body types. If you go on your birthday, admission is free.  

AXEL: Although the gym area is fun, many consider this hotel to be overrated and overpriced.  

HUNQZ:  Instead of using Hunqz you can take advantage of the tons of free sex available in Berlin.  If you do peruse Hunqz, you’ll notice that many of the ads are from guys from Brazil or Colombia. Yes, they are gorgeous. But in Berlin they are 5x more expensive. You can save your money and use it to fund your next vacation to South America.

Other venues:  Use Patroc to identify some of Berlin’s other naughty spots.  For a curated calendar of kinky events, use Siegessaeule. (Both are gay websites, but I’m not sure if placing hyperlinks is allowed here, so I will not try.)

UPDATE:  The Revolver party has now (well, beginning next month) moved to the club Schwuz and is no longer men-only.  So one giant step forward for inclusion.  And one more reason for me to skip the party.🤭

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